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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

Main reason Santa is so jolly: He knows where all the bad girls live.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The problem with reality is the lack of background music.

Sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any.

When you cry, I will cry; When you laugh, I will laugh, when you jump out a window...I will laugh. 

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. 

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. 

I am a peaceful person filled with violent rage. 

A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I do my best proofreading after I press 'Send'. 

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go slam a revolving door. 

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. 
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