Status: When I die, I want everyone whose life I've had any impression on to throw a party; the biggest party of the year. (1 month ago)


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Penguins!! PENGUINS ARE PURPLE AND BLUE!! The penguins made me do it! It's true, they blackmail you. It's pretty easy, really, I mean, if penguins can gamble with monkeys and not only get away with it, but win large sums of money, why would something as simple as finding blackmail be ignored? So, yeah, penguins are going to take over the world, and when they do, I'm going to be laughing in the faces of those who didn't believe me about their mind control machine thingy in the south pole. 
So know that you know about the penguins.

. . . Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just scared away anybody who actually tried to take the time to read this . . . Oh well, I can talk to myself . . . or, you know, you could have kept reading and got to know me . . . Meh, I wouldn't want to get to know me either, that's why I haven't. I've yet to actually get to know everything about myself, I'm constantly learning knew things. Yeah, things about be change a lot, like what I like, what I want, who I want to be, if I want to be nicer, if I like being mean, I repeat things often and some stay the way all the way through with others that I just fall back on, you know? But there is still a lot that I just don't know, so it is switching constantly. Oh, well, I love penguins and sugar cookies on cocaine (both of which I totally copyright, because I'm epic like that, and you love me) at the moment, and right now is all that really should matter, because you know what?! The past sucks and the future looks to be cow patties, so I'm just going to try to ignore it, because -Hey!- I could be dead and haunting the world in thirty seconds, or maybe I'm already one while you go along NOT reading this because you can't handle the penguin truth. Oh Well, Oh Well, It's a pretty good song by Mayday Parade, and more people should listen to them . . . and Framing Hanely, they're pretty asmamzing too. 

Well, byebye!!



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