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MonkeyChronicles1010

Name Rachel S.
Location The Twilight Zone
Birthday Jun 16
Member Since Jan 02, 2011
Votes Received 2,703
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I am EXTREMELY lazy. Literally Shikamaru-level lazy.

I am the spawn of Satan apparently. (*cough* Left-handed *cough*)

I have a rather healthy obsession with smoothies. That and water are like the only beverages I actually want to ever drink.

I have an irrational fear of old men and bus drivers.

The things I'm paranoid over are for the most part due to personal experiences.

Self-diagnosed to have OCD, ADHD, and Anxiety.

I've been called mysterious before, as well as evil and scary within the same five minutes. :)

I've been writing since I was 4, and I'm 13 now.

I'm really convinced I'm nocturnal. I never like sleeping at night but straight after school I pass out for hours.

I tend to be hypocritical a lot, just saying.

I have a really big problem with greeting someone or apologizing first for some reason. Like, I'll see someone but I'll wait until they say hi first or I'll feel bad about something but not wanna say sorry. I'm not sure why but I'll say sorry right now in advance for any times this ever happens to any of you.

I like to swear. Just a fair warning to you all.

I lurv music and books!

I hate pretty much 95% of the ships created in this world. The only ships I support are the ones that either A.) make tons of sense or B.) actually happen. Sorry not sorry.

I sometimes have difficulties forming my own independent opinion on things.

I have no freaking clue what my own hair color is. I've been called blonde, ginger, brunette, strawberry-blonde, auburn, and my all time favorite, bronze.

My eyes are actually this really pretty bright green. 

I'm also a grammar nazi, tehee.

Food is my kryptonite.

Naruto is the best anime ever. 

Hedley is the best band ever. 

Once Upon A Time and Touch are the best shows ever. 

I have a very long list of mental husbands.

Straight but a strong supporter of gay rights.

I'm an aspiring pyromaniac. It'd be fun! 

DON'T ADVERTISE TO MY WIFEY -@CookieRyuzaki

Works

Stupid Facebook Conversations

Stupid Facebook Conversations

23 parts / 10 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013PG-13
First installment to the "Stupid Conversations" series!
2,605 reads votes 97 comments 132
Your Friendly Neighborhood Ranter

Your Friendly Neighborhood Ranter

56 parts / 30 pages, updated Feb 20, 2013PG-13
Yes, this is a rant book. Yes, I rant a lot. Yes, I am Spider-Man. No, there aren't any Uncle Ben rants in here. Otherwise I would suggest shooting yourself from sheer insanity.
8,779 reads votes 207 comments 438
No Return (Akatsuki Fan Fiction)

No Return (Akatsuki Fan Fiction)

5 parts / 9 pages, updated Feb 12, 2013PG-13Video
715 reads votes 45 comments 32
Too Far to Reach (Kakashi Love Story)

Too Far to Reach (Kakashi Love Story)

39 parts / 84 pages, updated Jan 19, 2013PG-13Pictures
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. Tomiko Kobayashi was forced to leave her dead clan with a mysterious stone when a man named Yosuke Takeo invaded her land. He kil... read more
108,869 reads votes 2,123 comments 638
AWESOME SONGS AND LYRICS

AWESOME SONGS AND LYRICS

18 parts / 9 pages, updated Dec 26, 2012PGVideoPictures
3,725 reads votes 73 comments 53
Demons and Angels (Slow Updates)

Demons and Angels (Slow Updates)

4 parts / 3 pages, updated Dec 14, 2012PG-13Pictures
An uncanny relationship between two twin brothers; Marcus and Griffin are two different beings from two different places. Marcus is a demon from the underwo... read more
370 reads votes 24 comments 20
Stupid Avengers Conversations

Stupid Avengers Conversations

4 parts / 2 pages, updated Nov 07, 2012PG
Second installment to the "Stupid Conversations" series!
1,411 reads votes 76 comments 41
Strictly Business

Strictly Business

5 parts / 8 pages, updated Nov 04, 2012PG-13Pictures
Brandon Ellis was the 24-year-old stuntman for the famous actor James Carlton. The two are practically twins and Brandon is often mistaken as James. He's been assigned a... read more
395 reads votes 11 comments 39
Another Universe (Kim Possible Fan Fiction) (Slow Updates)

Another Universe (Kim Possible Fan Fiction) (Slow Updates)

4 parts / 6 pages, updated Aug 09, 2012PG
I DO NOT OWN KIM POSSIBLE. Abbey Huntz is an open-minded teen with a knack for adventure. When she stumbles upon a statue in the abandoned ... read more
1,612 reads votes 47 comments 60
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Interrobang
Interrobang

1 day ago
@MonkeyChronicles1010 Not that much xD
I lied my way into a horror film today. Like not a boss. -sadface- I was only out by two months, anyway.  
@SusieMeep THANK YOU QUEEN OF MEEP! <3 Merp. :3

@PatchWorkAngel Aw thanks so much! *hugs*
PatchWorkAngel
PatchWorkAngel

2 days ago
Happy birthday!!! hope all your wishes and dreams come true!!!
SusieMeep
SusieMeep

2 days ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE QUEEN OF MEEP!
CookieRyuzaki
CookieRyuzaki

2 days ago
@MonkeyChronicles1010 xD 
@Interrobang Well I'm not THAT much younger! XD
Interrobang
Interrobang

3 days ago
@MonkeyChronicles1010 xD
I'm fourteen right now, fifteen in August :) 
@CookieRyuzaki AW THANK YOU <3 And I can't wait! *squeals*

@Interrobang YES
AND THANK YOU <3
(That IS weird. O_o)

How old are you?
Interrobang
Interrobang

3 days ago
@MonkeyChronicles1010 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
((It's my sister's too. o.o))

It's weird that you're younger than me. I find that strange.
CookieRyuzaki
CookieRyuzaki

3 days ago
@MonkeyChronicles1010 *cough* konoha high school rachel x gaara in the balance. *cough* ANYWAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW. *cuddles and nuzzles and loves and showers with rainbows and kittens and pocky*

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