Miss Styrie Gurl

Hello, Everyone!
   My name is... well it's not Miss Styrie Gurl.  I love writing and have been for as far back as I can remember. (Which is a long time because I can remember falling into a rabbit hole while chasing the white rabbit when I was two .) The first story I ever wrote (when I was seven) had tons of spelling errors and honestly, not much has changed since then.  I am always late for everything, I've only ever been early by accident. When I'm bored I like to write letters in code and leave them lying around for people to stumble across, and to read books upside down or backwards. Most people recognize me by my yellow galoshes and my pink hair bows. But few people know my face because I walk backwards everywhere. My heroes are Lemony Snicket and Pseudonym Bosch and I hope to join them in the land of mysterious and slightly shady writers one day. 

Things I have never done:

I have never had Coca-Cola 

I have never seen the Pacific 

I have never turned down ice cream