About

"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee." ~Stephanie Piro

Hi :) I'm Misha. I'm a 21-year-old girl who could probably read before she could walk. Here is some arbitrary and completely useless information about me: 

I get emotionally attached to random inanimate objects, like coffee mugs.

I love gutsy funny people like Tom Lehrer, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and Lenny Bruce.

I suffer from Katsaridaphobia, which is just a fancy way of saying that I have a complete meltdown whenever a cockroach is near. What’s that you’re saying? “They’re harmless”? Pfft. That’s what they WANT you to think.

I'm a lifelong bibliophile, cinephile, and shameless geek.

I don't believe in censorship.

I'm currently studying for a Bachelors in Creative Writing, even though my true dream is to be obscenely rich and famous. I think I'm getting there. 

Don't take me too seriously. I don't. 

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A few miscellaneous things I dig: 
-musicals
-Anything steampunk
-History (especially the bits of it that are just batshit insane)
-the Victorian era
-Vintage photographs
-Dr. Martens
-Old movies 
-castles. Real ones. (Neuschwanstein in Bavaria is my favorite. Seriously. Google it. It's gorgeous.)
-Douglas Adams
-accents
-Proper animated Disney films
-Philosophy
-Polar bears
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I’m pretty much all over the place. Half of the time I have no idea what I'm doing.

If you read through all this useless information I commend you, and wish you fun, adventure, and really wild things. Embrace the ridiculous, spread the strange.

I have a blog. Go check it out if you feel like wasting a few minutes of your life: http://coffeeandstrange.blogspot.com/

Follow me on Twitter! When I'm famous you'll be glad you did it. Promise. 
https://twitter.com/MishaBruyns

And take a tumble with me.
http://coffeeandstrange.tumblr.com/

[All my work is copyrighted under the C, D & P Act 1988.]

*Artoria Gibbons on my background, tattoo attraction at carnival sideshows back in the day.
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17 Published Works

Featured work.

Faking it

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Description: "If the world can’t handle the truth, give them a spectacular lie." Bitch. That’s what they called me at my old school. I disagree: I’m just brutally honest, that’s all. Some people don’t like honesty. Exhibit A: Matthew’s family. Non...


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Hey! So I was wondering if you are alright? It's been a year and I just need to know if you still upload? Cause if you don't I need to move on...please don't leave us all stringing behind. 
Finley_Jane posted a message to MishaHicks
Misha, darling are you alright? You haven't been on wattpad in a while and I was just wondering if all is well. 
All my love darling,
Finley Jane 
rakshu1984 posted a message to MishaHicks
I hope u are doing more amazing things out there.Best wishes.will see u when I see u.(just my stupid way of saying take all the time u need)
Hi im reading this book the second time...do u think u can update one day? I dont want to order u but this book is A-mazing! I wish u well and please dont give up on this book its gold!