| Location | New Orleans, LA |
| Birthday | Apr 21 |
| Member Since | May 28, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 641 |
*WARNING* CARES FOR THINGS WITH FUR. *WARNING* CARES FOR THINGS WITH FUR You can visit my tumblr blog and find out more about my past and personality and learn to hate me at... http://zombiezoologist.tumblr.com/ or if you're too mature for tumblr you can find me at http://duhbl099er.blogspot.com/ Reality is haunting me. Simple things are taunting me. I am Wattpad's resident Necromancer and a bit of a necromantic as well. After you know me and you go to meet your maker you can tell him that you've seen the true face of evil and he gave you a puppy. I raise the dead and send them screaming back to the grave. I am that which the dark fears, what raps against your window on those stormy nights, that image caught in the corner of your eye. I've read all my life and in the midst of it have managed to have some pretty ridiculous adventures myself. (I'll chronicle them here, sorta, in time) Writing, and words, come easily to me. Flowing like some big thingy that flows. It's my organizational skills that need work the most. Musical interests include songwriters with a real gift for story telling... Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, The flaming lips, The postal service. This would also include 80's new wave music, a lot of poetry there. Also any group not relying too heavily on electronically created songs. There are exceptions to that rule.. The postal service, beastie boys, to name two. I need an editor at times to help me with puncuation and to keep from getting too wordy. That's about all you need to know so stop asking so many questions. (jk) Never stop asking questions, never stop learning. MichaelLondon recommends: The Dead in my wake, Lickity Split, Over-Vamped I've just added a new posting to me blog spot so feel free to check it out. *APPARENTLY I HAVE TO MENTION THIS BUT PLEASE DON'T ADVERTISE YOUR STORIES HERE!!!!!!*
![]() | Mavericks in his house @ R'lyeh (Short Story Horror Smackdown)This is a collection from some of the newest writers out there. Each tale focuses on a different aspect of horror myth. From zombies to ghosts, & werewolves to vampires, with plenty of room for madness in-between. |
![]() | The Dead in my wakeFor millions of years Gargoyles have guarded mankind's holiest of places from evil, never seeking to accomplish more than their sworn duty. Until one day when one obser... read more |
![]() | Arrested Demonicment.Sometimes being a demon isn't always so cut and dry. There are moral dilemmas that they don't teach you about in infernal 101 if you're the kind of devil who worries about such things. |
![]() | Cold November sky. |
![]() | VerminousAlexia never truly knew her roots. She'd grown up never having known any family other than her mother. Boy was she lucky. |
![]() | Over-VampedEver wonder if the stories were true? Do vampires really exist? And if so, how do they feel about all this attention they've been getting as of late? This is the story of ones ... read more |
![]() | The nothing PrinceEarth, six hundred years in the future. Mankind has all but destroyed itself with its endless supplies of wars and its unreasonable drive to deplete the world of its nat... read more |
![]() | Lickity SplitThe story of, Alliana Bertrand, a child vampire, and Killian, the boy of her undead dreams. |
@MichaelLondon My apologies. Is there any specific way you like to be refered to.
I watch and I wait.
What have you been up to the last years? I've made my day with pissing off people by catching them with their vote trades, etc.
@LordGore You address neither a dear, nor a sir. Learn your place, cur. You're welcome.
@JohnS_2 aught.. actually more akin to the artsy nerd of death.. but your ways nice too.
@MichaelLondon Thank you dear sir.
@MichaelLondon It fills my heart with dreadful anticipation of the battles yet to be battled. Glad to see you around, Wielder of Death.
@alibaileylovesyou I'm happy for you.
@LordGore You may if there is need.