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MichaelLondon

Location New Orleans, LA
Birthday Apr 21
Member Since May 28, 2011
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*WARNING* CARES FOR THINGS WITH FUR. *WARNING* CARES FOR THINGS WITH FUR



You can visit my tumblr blog and find out more about my past and personality and learn to hate me at... http://zombiezoologist.tumblr.com/ or if you're too mature for tumblr you can find me at http://duhbl099er.blogspot.com/

Reality is haunting me. Simple things are taunting me. 

I am Wattpad's resident Necromancer and a bit of a necromantic as well. 
After you know me and you go to meet your maker you can tell him that you've seen the true face of evil and he gave you a puppy. 
I raise the dead and send them screaming back to the grave. 
I am that which the dark fears, what raps against your window on those stormy nights, that image caught in the corner of your eye.
 
I've read all my life and in the midst of it have managed to have some pretty ridiculous adventures myself. (I'll chronicle them here, sorta, in time) 

Writing, and words, come easily to me. 
Flowing like some big thingy that flows. 

It's my organizational skills that need work the most. 

Musical interests include songwriters with a real gift for story telling... Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, The flaming lips, The postal service. This would also include 80's new wave music, a lot of poetry there. Also any group not relying too heavily on electronically created songs. There are exceptions to that rule.. The postal service, beastie boys, to name two.

I need an editor at times to help me with puncuation and to keep from getting too wordy. 
That's about all you need to know so stop asking so many questions. (jk) Never stop asking questions, never stop learning.

MichaelLondon recommends: The Dead in my wake, Lickity Split, Over-Vamped

I've just added a new posting to me blog spot so feel free to check it out.

*APPARENTLY I HAVE TO MENTION THIS BUT PLEASE DON'T ADVERTISE YOUR STORIES HERE!!!!!!*

Works

Mavericks in his house @ R'lyeh (Short Story Horror Smackdown)

Mavericks in his house @ R'lyeh (Short Story Horror Smackdown)

7 parts / 20 pages, updated Oct 28, 2011R
This is a collection from some of the newest writers out there. Each tale focuses on a different aspect of horror myth. From zombies to ghosts, & werewolves to vampires, with plenty of room for madness in-between.
441 reads votes 26 comments 16
The Dead in my wake

The Dead in my wake

8 parts / 23 pages, updated Sep 11, 2011PG-13Completed
For millions of years Gargoyles have guarded mankind's holiest of places from evil, never seeking to accomplish more than their sworn duty. Until one day when one obser... read more
8,689 reads votes 222 comments 157
Arrested Demonicment.

Arrested Demonicment.

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Aug 11, 2011PG-13
Sometimes being a demon isn't always so cut and dry. There are moral dilemmas that they don't teach you about in infernal 101 if you're the kind of devil who worries about such things.
419 reads votes 21 comments 22
Cold November sky.

Cold November sky.

7 parts / 1 page, updated Aug 10, 2011G
1,800 reads votes 60 comments 43
Verminous

Verminous

2 parts / 8 pages, updated Aug 08, 2011PG-13
Alexia never truly knew her roots. She'd grown up never having known any family other than her mother. Boy was she lucky.
556 reads votes 29 comments 20
Over-Vamped

Over-Vamped

3 parts / 6 pages, updated Aug 05, 2011PG-13
Ever wonder if the stories were true? Do vampires really exist? And if so, how do they feel about all this attention they've been getting as of late? This is the story of ones ... read more
824 reads votes 37 comments 31
The nothing Prince

The nothing Prince

11 parts / 27 pages, updated Jul 15, 2011PG-13Completed
Earth, six hundred years in the future. Mankind has all but destroyed itself with its endless supplies of wars and its unreasonable drive to deplete the world of its nat... read more
7,394 reads votes 210 comments 149
Lickity Split

Lickity Split

2 parts / 7 pages, updated Jul 11, 2011R
The story of, Alliana Bertrand, a child vampire, and Killian, the boy of her undead dreams.
448 reads votes 36 comments 42

MichaelLondon's Reading List


Creepers 1
2,629 reads

Monsterworld
2,944 reads

Escaping Death [Watty Awards]
228,741 reads

The Demon's Lover ✓
150,139 reads
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LordGore
LordGore

3 months ago
@MichaelLondon My apologies. Is there any specific way you like to be refered to.


3 months ago
I like the taste of wait in the morning. 
MichaelLondon
MichaelLondon

3 months ago
I watch and I wait.


3 months ago
What have you been up to the last years? I've made my day with pissing off people by catching them with their vote trades, etc. 
MichaelLondon
MichaelLondon

3 months ago
@LordGore You address neither a dear, nor a sir. Learn your place, cur. You're welcome.
MichaelLondon
MichaelLondon

3 months ago
@JohnS_2 aught.. actually more akin to the artsy nerd of death.. but your ways nice too.
 
LordGore
LordGore

3 months ago
@MichaelLondon Thank you dear sir.


3 months ago
@MichaelLondon It fills my heart with dreadful anticipation of the battles yet to be battled. Glad to see you around, Wielder of Death. 
MichaelLondon
MichaelLondon

3 months ago
@alibaileylovesyou I'm happy for you.
MichaelLondon
MichaelLondon

3 months ago
@LordGore You may if there is need.

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