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Name He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Location Azkaban
Birthday Feb 06
Member Since Jun 24, 2012
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Funny sarcastic, outspoken, very very
blunt - Hmmm, are these my good points or bad?
Who knows, Who cares! It's still gonna be me!

*Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
*I love writing and could go on forever :D
*My laugh – infectious. DEAL WITH IT
*My sense of adventure – open to new experiences, I’ll try most things :D
.*I live in a world of fantasy, casting magic spells on dementors, slaying dragons and plunging my sword through Cyclops
*I drink coffee... For your protection.
*I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
*A tech-freak and games are a part of my life. I Love football, A true red devil. GGMU. 
*Interests: Unattended children :P (I am the one your mother warned you about.)
*Existence on Earth: 16 revolutions.
* I'm an Indian (No I don't grow herbs in the Himalayas) and I can talk to girls even without alcohol.

Totally in love with: How I met your mother, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Big bang Theory (Sheldon ftw)  Pirates of the Caribbean and so on. Robert Downey Jr is my inspiration. Charlie Sheen for the president! Barney Stinson is truly Legen-(wait for it)-Dary

Wow, you actually went through all that? Now according to the Hamunaptra code, you have to fan me :P

Im too cool to write in this box any more.... ok, maybe im just too lazy. Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome. So PM me or just leave a message below...

Stay Awesome and Happy reading! :D




4 parts / 7 pages, updated Feb 04, 2013G
Life and Ineffability- Random thoughts, some armchair thinking and occasional writing.
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