MargaretLemontree

Name Margaret Lemontree
Location USA
Member Since Aug 05, 2012
Votes Received 43
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Artist, Illustrator, Writer.

National Arts Program
About Lemons:
"When life hands you lemons, it is said one can make lemonade.  Indeed.  Lemonade can and should be made.  Tasty, refreshing beverage, if you ask me.  However, there's more to lemons than lemonade. Here are a few redeemable things about lemons: 
-Lemons have seeds, which can be planted, to grow more lemons, thus, renewable.
-They are high in acidic content and have astringent (cleansing) properties. Because of their acidity, lemons are  often used in cooking. The acidic lemon juice also stings quite badly if you manage to get it in an open wound, such as a cut or scratch. And accidentally getting the stuff in your eye is a real bummer.  Here's a thought: I propose that lemon juice spritzers could be used in conjunction with things like pepper sprays and whatnot, stuff used in personal defense. (Example: you are jogging. Mugger tries to mug you, but you squirt lemon juice in their eyes. Ouch! The loser now has to deal with the juice in their eyes. You call the cops. Now the loser isn't just a loser.  Now, because his eyes hurt, he's a Sore Loser.  Yay! Lemon Juice!)
-Natural oils in the protective covering, or Rind, is useful in a million ways, to include perfume manufacturing  & furniture polish.
 -As hinted to above, lemons can be used to make food & beverages. In Italy, there's a lemon liquor, called "Limoncello". It is made with a certain kind of lemon that is particular to a certain region. It is very pretty, looks awesome under a black light (UV), and is tasty if poured over Gelato (Italian ice-cream-like treat).
-Lemons come in different colors, many varieties, and are very pretty.

Now, there's probably a lot more I'm missing, but you get the gist of it.  

Hope you enjoyed this Lemony tale.

Works

WARNING: DO NOT READ

WARNING: DO NOT READ

3 parts / 1 page, updated Aug 25, 2012G
ONLY those with the proper access code of ethics may enter. All others: Keep OUT. Warning: Top Secret information. Information herein contains sensitive knowledge. I... read more
182 reads votes 4 comments 6
TEMPORARY FOLDER

TEMPORARY FOLDER

2 parts / 1 page, updated Aug 25, 2012PG
I moved the poem, "Trick-Or-Treat" from the Story file, "September i Remember". For now, I need to keep the Title poem for that particular story, by ... read more
46 reads votes 4 comments 10
Sour Puss & Other Tales

Sour Puss & Other Tales

12 parts / 3 pages, updated Aug 14, 2012PG
A Strange Little Poetry Collection (With original artwork included) Original Cover Art: "What?!" Cat, by Margaret Lemontree
474 reads votes 23 comments 53
September i Remember

September i Remember

1 page, updated Aug 08, 2012PG
Do you remember your First Date? Was your first date, your Last? This Title Poem is the first of what I hope to be a Clever Collection of Wicked Little Rhymes, Inten... read more
144 reads votes 12 comments 23
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Cobloro
Cobloro

1 week ago
Are you alive?
Cobloro
Cobloro

5 months ago
i like lemon tree 
EddyElemental
EddyElemental

9 months ago
Hiya. Check out my poems too. :)
theaviator
theaviator

9 months ago
Hey, thanks for reading my story, 'Down The Revolutionary Road'. Hope you liked it!
MorganaLeFaye
MorganaLeFaye

9 months ago
Hello! just thought you might be interested to know that I have found an nice lemony quote:
"When Life gives you lemons, you should make Orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how you did it". I read it on the back of my orange juice carton and thought you might like to hear it :) 
Cobloro
Cobloro

9 months ago
I believe we have already met, but thank you for fanning. You have a really cool style. Anyways I Pm'd you. Hope you are well. There you have it...my official thank you :) 

Thomas B 
MargaretLemontree
MargaretLemontr...

10 months ago
@maskmyname 

You are quite welcome, O Masked One!

:)
MargaretLemontree
MargaretLemontr...

10 months ago
@littleD9090 

So glad you enjoyed it...had lots of fun writing it. :)
MLT
maskmyname
maskmyname

10 months ago
Thank you for voting for my poem! It means a lot to me! :D
littleD9090
littleD9090

10 months ago
Omgezz your art is amazing, that is what I call TALENT ♥ lol.

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TemptressI'm Here My LovePraying Mantis; Guaranteed FidelityI am the Wolf - And other Animal Poetry

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This is great.
Dirty Money

@knightwriter And thanks for the compliment to accompanying artwork. Made my day! :)
September i Remember

@knightwriter Thanks much. My geriatric kitty is temperamental, and will even hiss in her sleep. Adorable. :)
Sour Puss & Other Tales

@knightwriter Thanks so much for reading and voting. Your thoughtful comments, too, are appreciated. You are the third person to mention to me...
September i Remember

Ah, resonate with raw truth! ( I shamelessly refer you to my poem, 'Morning Glory' see 'Sour Puss...') Thank you for the votes, too. Your...
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