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Name MAD
Location Wonderland / Under the Sea
Birthday Jan 26
Member Since Jul 20, 2011
Votes Received 148,008
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The name's MAD and I'm in the 11th grade.

My older stories are pretty lame, so I apologize if you have read any of them and were severely disappointed. This is the only site where I post my stories, so if you steal or copy any of my original ideas, there will be hell to pay. Thank you in advance if you have followed, voted, or commented on any of my stories. I'd bake you cupcakes, but we all know I can't bake.

This is my Twitter and Instagram: madcreationz

Puppies. They are life.
Pretty much any book series.
Food. Mostly Chinese and Italian.
John Green because he's insanely interesting.
Watching the shows Impractical Jokers and Drake and Josh.
Playing tennis 'cuz that's how I roll.
Ian Somerhalder is my favorite person on this entire planet.
Paul Wesley's voice because it's smooth like butter.
Fall Out Boy because it's the only band that fits my taste.
Captain America, IronMan, and The Wolverine. In that order.
Characters/Villains that have troubled, haunting back-stories.
Fitting in song/book/movie/TV show quotes into a conversation.
The color of the sky because it's my favorite.
Plankton because he is my spirit animal.
Sarcasm. That's what my body is made of.

Sunsets. Ew.
Eating in front of people.
People in general. Seriously.
Orange or lemon flavored ANYTHING.
If you make me feel awkward I hate you.
Liars. If you lie to me it's most likely I will hate you for the rest of my life.
Braiding hair and painting nails and all that girly stuff 'cuz I suck at it.
People with no sense of humor. Get off this planet.
The Kardashians. There's a special place in my cold, soulless heart for them.
Giving advice/comforting people. I suck at it, so don't ask.

District 4
Tennis Player
A Mess
Curiouser and curiouser
A Fault

We're all mad here, but all the best people are.
The human's a mess.
I will look out for myself.


How To Be Human

How To Be Human

Vampire #102 / Romance #812
6 parts / 13 pages, updated Sep 15, 2014Pictures
“I have been shot at by people today, been chased around by people wearing hazmat suits, I overheard my boss saying he wants to kill me, and I’m now stuck with a vampire-... read more
2,849 reads votes 295 comments 46
Itty Bitty Stories

Itty Bitty Stories

61 parts / 310 pages, updated Sep 07, 2014RCompleted
These are all little itty bitty stories that are just here to make you happy. They never end; I just keep posting and posting these ideas that pop into my head or dream... read more
599,852 reads votes 9,681 comments 1,205


Vampire #145
32 parts / 68 pages, updated Aug 20, 2014PG-13Completed
“Fuck,” I whisper, shutting my eyes and clunking my head to the door. “Where were you going, Scar?” Ace breathes, smirking like he’s been dying to do this all morning. Mig... read more
822,526 reads votes 33,842 comments 4,407
The Jersey Girl

The Jersey Girl

33 parts / 68 pages, updated Jan 03, 2014PG-13Completed
'Scene doesn’t even acknowledge that Angelica, his girlfriend of two years, is in the room, watching us make out against my fake boyfriend’s kitchen wall. Wow, my life is... read more
180,844 reads votes 5,069 comments 360
You're Not My Flavor

You're Not My Flavor

25 parts / 48 pages, updated Jul 12, 2013PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t li... read more
539,580 reads votes 11,613 comments 1,945
Being Bitten

Being Bitten

21 parts / 78 pages, updated Oct 14, 2012PG-13PicturesCompleted
Juliette is a human. Your typical quiet girl, the one who's always listening to music and blocking herself out of the world. Romeo is a werewolf. He's your typical popular pl... read more
299,253 reads votes 8,541 comments 796
I Solemnly Swear That I'm Up To No Good

I Solemnly Swear That I'm Up To No Good

10 parts / 19 pages, updated Jul 13, 2012PG-13Completed
It’s 3:23 in the morning. I’m sitting in my bed with a large jar of melted marshmallows. Ryder’s suppose to be here in ten minutes with a large... read more
87,345 reads votes 2,651 comments 245
Hey, Cupcake

Hey, Cupcake

11 parts / 24 pages, updated Jun 10, 2012PG-13Completed
He was her best friend. She was his. He moved away. She forgot for four years. He came back four years later. Things have changed, cupcake.
172,784 reads votes 4,369 comments 386
Bite Me

Bite Me

42 parts / 87 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more
4,807,741 reads votes 71,958 comments 5,711

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that's the EXACT song I was talking about. What gave it away? Lmao (But it's a very catchy song)
How To Be Human

thank you!! :)
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thank you! All fixed. :)
How To Be Human

thank you! :)
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