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| Name | Karah |
| Location | Wouldn't you like to know stalker? |
| Birthday | Dec 19 |
| Member Since | May 14, 2011 |
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Well, obviously, I love cows! I was born of the cow/ox. I love them soo much, and I like cow hide. Just not fake ones. Calves are the best! Everyone likes me because I'm funny and really energetic. I am very narcissistic. I love gray eyes. I have brown eyes.
I'm just an awesome person to love.
I don't want to torture you with Justin Bieber but: You know you love me! You know you care! I'll shout whenever! You better be there. You want my love! Your want my heart! And you will die if we are ever apart!
Wasn't that beautiful?
No?
*holds up chloroformed teddybear up to your head*
Don't you want to think about it?
That's right... Think about it...
I love to write! And read. And dance. And sing. And eat Cinnamon Rolls. White Chocolate Molten Cake! I also enjoy eating Monkey Bread and bread pudding from Golden Coral. *Mouth waters*
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lightcobaltturq...
2 weeks ago
Hey there. I'm currently reading your zombie guide, and while illogical, it got some LOLz outta me and, well, it's hilarious! I'm currently writing a zombie story, so do you mind if I rephrased some of your tips and put them there?
EasierToRun
1 month ago
Hi I read your Zombie Survival Guideline story (I know its not the name of your story buuut to lazy to recall :P) and I was wondering if you'd like to check mine out? Chapters 1-3 are up and I'll do spell check soon!
E9DP13
1 month ago
Thanks! I'm really glad you like so far. And When you said something about her finding a book an idea popped in my mind. :) And thank you so much for letting me use some of your ideas. I'm not going to take it word for word, I'll just twist them around, but have them mean the same thing. And once again I will give dedication to the chapters I use them in. I'm also working on the next chapter now, so hopefully it will be up this week. :)
Love4Cows
1 month ago
@E9DP13 That's awesome!! I just took a look at your book (hahaha that rhymed) and its really good!!! I love it already! Sure, you can use my tips! (Maybe she could find a book and use the tips from there, idk, whatever you want really.) I really like your book so far!!
E9DP13
1 month ago
Hey, I'm just starting a zombie book and was wondering if you might want to check it out. I was also wondering, if you would like, if I could use some of the ideas from your book to put in mine, and if I can I would dedicate each chapter that I use your ideas in to you.
handsmile
2 months ago
@Love4Cows yes zombie tips :)
Love4Cows
2 months ago
@handsmile For what book? Zombie tips? If so, I planned on updating either on Friday or Saturday. Or maybe today if I had time.
handsmile
2 months ago
Can you please update? :)
Hulahoop
3 months ago
@Love4Cows I miss you!! We neeeeed to hang out!!!
saphirasaphora
3 months ago
This is Naomi :D
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You don't write long paragraphs at all. They are pretty short actually.
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