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Legend has it that there was once a fucktacular biznatch who could turn lemon pledge into gold.....
       
                       that bitznatch...... IS ME. 

I'm a rule breaker, a trouble maker, a risk taker and a heart breaker.
Number one goal in life is to sign my nether regions and ovaries over to Benedict Cumberbatch.  
1st language is Sarcasm.
I bang  @Brandon21 's dad on a weekly basis. Don't get it twisted he's only my sugar daddy.
SLYTHERIN.

I'm not random. I say inappropriate things. I'm blunt. I'm funny and witty, tend to make sexual innuendos. I'm argumentative. I'm impulsive. I like to trick people into thinking I'm a good person. I'm stubborn and vengeful. I sometimes have a compulsive need to piss people off. LOL. I AM my Alter Ego. I laugh at anything. I hate Butter and Cheese and Mayonnaise. I'M VEGAN. I say things that you may never ever comprehend.  I'm really quite nice(LOLwhut)
                                                                         
COPYRIGHT:
All my works are copyrighted under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. This includes all chapters, prologues/epilogues and associated content (i.e fanfics, teasers and content within blogs, social networks and eReaders). Any unauthorised copying, broadcasting, manipulation, distribution or selling of this work constitutes as an infringement of copyright. Any infringement of this copyright is punishable by law.

SO IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY WORK OR STEAL MY IDEAS, PREPARE TO MEET THE WRATH OF MY WAND.

My bawss linkster: @Astrid93. :*****

The Knights:

@xoSimplyBeingMe - Sask. The past me.  

@TheFlamingPopsicle - Alex. My homeboy.

@IamaRyHard - Oindrila.  The crazie. 

@DarriusVailen - Darrius. The douche. 

@HowBoysThink -  Reece. The jokester. 

@Brandon21 - Brandon. The queen of sloots.

@xComeAtMeBrox - Ericha. Me and Sask's doppleganger. Muh bawsss.


Chaos and Destruction. ;)
  • Location:
    In your dad's bed. ;)
  • Joined:
    4 years ago

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Featured work.

Catch Me If You Can

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Description: Sometimes you need to break the law, to get in good with the law. At least this is what Leia Shaw believes to be true. Leia has a lot to live up to. Her father is the legendary Bounty Hunter Marcus Shaw, head of the organization’s A Team. Her ol...


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There will be more KOC
I've been recieving a lot of messages and comments wanting more, wanting a clearer picture etc. So, as a treat, YOU WILL BE GETTING A CHAPTER IN DURAN'S PERSPECTIVE! As well as a *potential* epilogue.  
STAY TUNED!
Okay, so I know a lot of you want more of KOC. At the moment I can't guarantee what else is to come, everything is sketchy. But I haven't just disappeared now that story is over. (Apologies again for the ending). 

Tomorrow is the start of NaNoWriMo, and I am going to participate. That's right, I'll be uploading a brand new story. You KOC fans will love it! I promise you that. Here's the blurb to get you looking forwards to it. Something to read while you grieve KOC:

"Sometimes you need to break the law, to get in good with the law. 

At least this is what Leia Shaw believes to be true. Leia has a lot to live up to. Her father is the legendary Bounty Hunter Marcus Shaw, head of the organization’s A Team. Her older brother Joshua is an up and coming frontrunner, and her? 

Well, let’s just say the Junior Fugitive Recovery service has arrested her more times that she’s actually made any arrests. 

But Leia’s mind is set.

She wants a level 7 Junior Bounty Hunter badge. She’s going to do everything in her power to get it. Not even the handsome, fast-talking felon, Grayson Atticus is going to get in her way. 

Or so she thinks."