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Legend has it that there was once a fucktacular biznatch who could turn lemon pledge into gold.....
                       that bitznatch...... IS ME. 

I'm a rule breaker, a trouble maker, a risk taker and a heart breaker.
Number one goal in life is to sign my nether regions and ovaries over to Benedict Cumberbatch.  
1st language is Sarcasm.
I bang  @Brandon21 's dad on a weekly basis. Don't get it twisted he's only my sugar daddy.

I'm not random. I say inappropriate things. I'm blunt. I'm funny and witty, tend to make sexual innuendos. I'm argumentative. I'm impulsive. I like to trick people into thinking I'm a good person. I'm stubborn and vengeful. I sometimes have a compulsive need to piss people off. LOL. I AM my Alter Ego. I laugh at anything. I hate Butter and Cheese and Mayonnaise. PESCATARIAN. I say things that you may never ever comprehend.  I'm really quite nice(LOLwhut)
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My bawss linkster: @Astrid93. :*****

The Knights:

@xoSimplyBeingMe - Sask. The past me.  

@TheFlamingPopsicle - Alex. My homeboy.

@IamaRyHard - Oindrila.  The crazie. 

@DarriusVailen - Darrius. The douche. 

@HowBoysThink -  Reece. The jokester. 

@Brandon21 - Brandon. The queen of sloots.

@xComeAtMeBrox - Ericha. Me and Sask's doppleganger. Muh bawsss.

Chaos and Destruction. ;)
  • Location:
    In your dad's bed. ;)
  • Joined:
    4 years ago

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I feel it did as well, buuuuuut it had to end. It was time, there's nothing more I could do to prolong it! He had to go back sometime! I know, it broke my heart too! I wanted to much to have them together, but I had to be realistic. Endings are always fast, and unexpected. They happen in a blink of an eye. It's a reflection of real life! But I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and I'm so happy you'll be continuing to follow my works! Definitely stay tuned for more stuff coming up!