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Name Mareliza
Location Cape Town, South Africa
Birthday Sep 13
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Hmm, Let's see now ...

As most of you know, I'm a complete and utter pervert with a deviously wicked imagination. I also live in my head more often than not, which makes that I sometimes forget things or that I blurt out random questions at people, which THEN leads to some rather weird conversations.

I love men with nice arms (BIG arms preferably so he can pick my fat ass up) and nice, defined abs always makes me blush. Every. Single. Time! Though, having said all that, I still find myself more attracted to those skinny, nerdy guys. I think it has something to do with their hands .. Actually, I'm pretty sure it has EVERYTHING to do with their hands, and mouth and ... ANYWAYS!

Moving on ... 

I like to laugh and sometimes I crack those utterly lame jokes that I  face-palm myself for later. 

I have four sisters and a best friend who I use to call my twin but now, since we're dating, people think we have some weird incest thing going on -_- Story of my life ... 

I totally believe in Karma.

I prefer books over movies and savory over sweet.

I'm a terrible person to be in contact with and it sometimes takes me weeks to reply to a message.

I like to have my belly rubbed when I'm upset or stressed.

I hate cutting my toenails and I often leave them to grow until my younger sister gets fed up and cuts them for me.

I have my nephew believing that I grow sweets out my belly-button.

I dance like an idiot when I find myself somewhere alone and sing horrendously along with my 'girly music'.

I hate my feet.

Pink is my favorite color and my favorite animal is the Sloth,

I have an TERRIBLE obsession with Pokemon.

I'm a hoarder.

I always jump on my bed because I'm afraid that something might grab my leg and pull me under. My worst fear is losing my teeth or having my hair thin out TOO much while I'm still young.

I NEVER update on time and I don't like being hounded for uploads so if you dare, you will die.

And that's me!


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