Harold Louis Malikson

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey you!

Yes you!

Do you believe in unicorns?

Well… you should!

Why should you believe in unicorns you ask?

Well… because I am one!

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Hey there little person! 

My name is Barney and that girl sitting in the corner crying is Ashley! 

Know why she's crying?

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I honestly don't know! 

But I know she is VERY emotional!

Now her part of the bio! vvvvvv


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I wasn't crying! I was swearing through my eyeballs! :(

Okay so hey!

My name is Ashley and that girl up there, her name is actually Barney and she's a unicorn!

Yup! Don't believe me? 

You should! 

Barney the Unicorn

Anyways, to tell you what she hasn't!

This is a joint account between my personal @LovelyAshleyJ and Barney's personal @DoubleDreams !

So yeah… you know that now.

Time for all the decorative profile bits! :D

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Taste the rainbow… *throws skittles at you* …I SAID TASTE IT!!!

Hello, I'm sorry I can't take your call right now, I have more important things to do. But please feel free to leave a message after the beep. *ten minutes later* I'm sorry, but it appears that our beep is too busy to take your message right now. Call back some other time when we can give a fuck about you. Have a nice day! :)

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go through and read the third word of each sentence. 83





Signature time!

(joint signature)
|-Ashley-|-Barney-|

(individual signatures)
Barney Xox
Ashley .x