LadyAstor

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Hello. I'm a talking flower.

~ I'd read almost anything.

~ Except anything involving Justine Beaver and "nerds". Seriously, nobody here can get nerdy right.

~ I'm a lurker. LURK, LURK,LURK.

~ I love me some good old fashioned internet arguments.

~ Spanish is my first language, but I like writing in English better.

~ WEPA!

~ I fan people I want to see on my newsfeed.

~ I'm very forgetful, so if I owe you something then feel free to harass me. Unless that thing is money. In that case, LadyAstor isn't here right now. Leave a message after the beep.

~ Feel free to talk to me! I'm mostly friendly!

~ BRB, polishing my flamethrower.

~ I use parentesis too often (way too often).

~ Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow...

~ Look like a girl. Act like a lady. Think like a man. Work like a boss. 

~ I post new stuff on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

~ If I fan you or add your story to my library seemingly out of nowhere, I'm probably reading your story but forgot to vote and comment! It's harder to vote/comment on mobile.

~ If you suspect somebody is using my works, characters, names, ideas, etc. without my permition, please notify me immediately! That includes fan fiction. But if you make fan art, show me! Yes, I'm biased with that.

~ I reserve the right to be a complete and utter hypocrite.

~ I do reviews, if you dare: http://www.wattpad.com/3250256-critiques-ladyastor-available

~ Want to know more about me, you stalkers? Check out my Author's Revealed by vicky_nfs: http://thedepthsofanemptymind.blogspot.com/2011/10/author-revealed-mari.html Check out the rest of her blog too!

~ I have a DeviantArt account. (It sucks so don't look at it.) http://ladyastor.deviantart.com/

~ "We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know." - Lady Nancy Astor

FOR SCIENCE! /)^3^(\