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Kwanjana

Name kwanjana
Location Lilongwe, Malawi
Member Since Feb 26, 2010
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If you are a horror/humor/suspence junkie, I'm here to give you your fix!

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SLOPPY SECONDS : BRAINS TO THE WALL

SLOPPY SECONDS : BRAINS TO THE WALL

8 parts / 16 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013PG-13PicturesCompleted
Copyright © 2010. This story is rated 'R' for ridiculous. It's packed with a lot of humor and a lot of action. HOLD ON TO YOUR BRAIN!!!! IT'S ABOUT TO BE BLOWN AWAY!!
3,803 reads votes 31 comments 21
GORE FEAST

GORE FEAST

5 parts / 13 pages, updated Sep 05, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
Copyright © 2011. From the guy who thinks that he can write the funniest vampire story comes a survival vampire story which nobody wants to read and no publisher wants to publish because of its silly plot and ridiculous humor.
1,151 reads votes 24 comments 23
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Hush, Hush Parody!Cake Covered Corpse.The Killer in Room 212Random but Extremely Hilarious Jokes!!!!

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@DragonBorn33_It was meant to be hilarious!! I planned the whole story just to be insane......I'm writing a sequel by the way
GORE FEAST

@Parayna. Glad you. Enjoyed. It. Which was your best part?
GORE FEAST

@dragonryder Haven't watched that one...
SLOPPY SECONDS : BRAINS TO ...

@dragonryder which story did you get the other version from?
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@dragonryder That's hilarious, huh?
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