Status: just updated Sloppy Seconds. it's now 99% error free & more funnier. (1 month ago)
| Name | kwanjana |
| Location | Peekaaboo! LOOK BEHIND YOU! |
| Member Since | Feb 26, 2010 |
| Votes Received | 108 |
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If you are a horror/humor/suspence junkie, I'm here to give you your fix!
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 | DID YOU ALSO SEE THAT? 3 pages, updated Apr 09, 2013 This story is gonna make you hold on tight to your teddy bears and pillows when you go to bed. Two girls move into a new house. They unknowingly unleash an evil entity that will stop at nothing to drag them to
hell.  49 reads  1  0 |
 | SLOPPY SECONDS8 parts / 16 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013 Copyright © 2010.
This story is rated 'R' for ridiculous. It's packed with alot of humor and alot of action.
Fresh eating monsters are loose. The battle for surviva... read more 3,540 reads 31 21 |
 | LEGEND OF THE LONER11 parts / 30 pages, updated Sep 21, 2012 Copyright © 2012. WARNING!!! This story contains scenes of humor, stupidity & extreme graphical violence that are not suitable for serious people. Parential guidance isn't advised.
If you're offended by some characters in this story, sue them. 804 reads 13 2 |
 | SPECIAL CRIME UNIT : BLOOD ON CAMPUS5 parts / 12 pages, updated Mar 10, 2012 Copyright © 2012. This is an adaptation of a Gameloft mobile game.
A young woman was found dead in a hotel room. She was savagely beaten. Her last five ... read more 535 reads 6 0 |
 | THE RED ROSE KILLER3 parts / 5 pages, updated Feb 23, 2012 Copyright © 2010.
A serial killer is loose in a city. At each crime scene, the detectives find no evidence just a red rose. The killings appear to be random or are they? 965 reads 12 4 |
 | PRIVATE EYE5 parts / 6 pages, updated Feb 23, 2012 Copyright © 2010.
A private detective is hired to investigate the vanishing of a certain young lady. She vanished without a trace but someone knows what happened to her.
She m... read more 783 reads 9 6 |
 | THE DEVIL IN HIGH HEELS3 parts / 3 pages, updated Jan 27, 2012 Copyright © 2010.
A guys' life takes a dramatic change after waking up next to a dead girl in a hotel room. 748 reads 5 2 |
 | DEAD BY DAWN4 parts / 12 pages, updated Nov 17, 2011 Copyright © 2011.
Stolen jewellery, dirty money, flying bullets, big kabooms, dirty laundry, crazy mob bosses, low life criminals & 5 hours of night madness. 351 reads 8 16 |
 | GORE FEAST5 parts / 13 pages, updated Sep 05, 2011 Copyright © 2011.
From the guy who thinks that he can write the funniest vampire story comes a survival vampire story which nobody wants to read and no publisher wants to publish because of its silly plot and ridiculous humor. 932 reads 18 17 |
 | ONE OF US2 parts / 5 pages, updated Aug 26, 2011 Copyright © 2010.
This is a twisted thrill-a-minute slasher.
A group of friends gathered for a memorial ceremony of their departed friend. There's an uninvited guest in their midst.
A REUNION HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DEADLY! 570 reads 5 6 |
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Kwanjana
1 month ago
Something fresh. From my sick mind. http://www.wattpad.com/story/5061684-did-you-also-see-that
Kwanjana
1 month ago
Sloppy Seconds have been updated. I've added more craziness and reworked on some of the dialogues. Check it out if you want your funny bones to be tickled. http://www.wattpad.com/story/129380-sloppy-seconds
Kwanjana
6 months ago
@gunners_mate You're welcome..,I'm a sucker for your rants!
Kwanjana
8 months ago
@thumpers_massacre Yah, Resident Evil....it's my favorite movie series!
Kwanjana
8 months ago
@thumpers_massacre The rants are hilarious! Keep ranting, sweetheart.
Kwanjana
8 months ago
Intense non stop terror in the final chapter of LEGEND OF THE LONER http://www.wattpad.com/7389548-legend-of-the-loner-the-final-cut?p=3 yah, it's humor packed! It's gonna make your day....or not....depends on your sense of humor!
Kwanjana
8 months ago
Back to back humor and terror. The battle for survival is on http://www.wattpad.com/7210763-legend-of-the-loner-game-of-death
Kwanjana
8 months ago
All main characters in one place....talking about crazy random stuff while the killer watches them, ready for a blood bath http://www.wattpad.com/6932905-legend-of-the-loner-the-crazy-wild-bunch THE TWO CHAPTER ADRENALINE FUELED ACTION PACKED GRAND FINALE UP NEXT!!
Kwanjana
8 months ago
@DancingRainDrops Fantasy is nice...I can't pull it off though.
xMissRainy
8 months ago
@Kwanjana ....well. On this profile there are one of them xD but that's my sister's story not mine! We share this profile. I mostly like to write fantasy stuff@Kwanjana
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@Parayna. Glad you. Enjoyed. It. Which was your best part?GORE FEAST
@dragonryder Haven't watched that one...
SLOPPY SECONDS
@dragonryder which story did you get the other version from?
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@dragonryder That's hilarious, huh?
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