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Kortni_Laughs

Name Kortni :D
Location Sleeping!!
Birthday Jun 14
Member Since Apr 29, 2012
Votes Received 8
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HeyHiHello!
I am Kortni, of planet Zargonine (Shh, they haven't found us yet.)
Music is my life. I live for music. Its number one. Before everything and everyone.
I play guitar!
I am a klutz who has the hand-eye coordination of a blind person with no arms.
I am scared of ceiling fans, 'Tis ridiculous.
Single Pringle <3
I am a rebel without a cause!
I cuss like a sailor!
I am as stubborn as they come.
I'm a natural born bitch. Its in the genes.
-Vegitarian.
-5'4
-High school drop out.
-Recovering Heroin Addict
-My boyfriend and best friend killed himself a year ago. RIP Zane. <|3
-Anarchy.
-I don't hold grudges.
-it's really hard to piss me off
-I will listen to all your problems, as long as you return the favor.
-I have baggage. Lots of it. Just a warning.
-My best friend in the world is BACK!! I'm gonna marry him and have his children.@smiledupon
-Book nerd
-Video games.
-I AM PREGNANT with a beautiful baby that I already love so so much. <3


Coffee&&Cigarettes
Tattoos&&Piercings

My background picture is me and my roommate/best friend Kagan <3


Follow me on Twitterr:@Kortni_Laughs

Now that all of that junk is covered, you should fan me. Because it would make you a cool cat, and win you an Oreo milkshake.

Alright.

ILOVEYOU.

-K


FANTABULOUS PEOPLE 

@smiledupon these guys are the reason I'm still on watt pad. They are absolutely incredible and so strong. I love them with my whole heart. <3 
@HerTragicMistake she is the ONLY person alive who is aloud to call me KortSNEEZE

@WellThatsJustSuper she is amazing! I just met her and I already love her a lot! FAN HER!

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P O E T R Y by: Kortni

P O E T R Y by: Kortni

7 parts / 2 pages, updated Jul 26, 2012PG-13
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Kortni_Laughs
Kortni_Laughs

3 weeks ago
I'm happy then sad. Then I'm angry and then I laugh. I'm sick and then I feel fine. I hate being in cars. Cigarette smoke is the WORST but I just want a cigarette. Why can't I just have baked chicken. And chocolate. And cherry pies. Ooh, I need to go to the store. NO STAHP. I CANNOT BE A FAT COW. I hope these 32 weeks go by quickly.
Smiledupon
Smiledupon

3 weeks ago
@Kortni_Laughs 
Pm me
Kortni_Laughs
Kortni_Laughs

3 weeks ago
@Smiledupon and thank you
Kortni_Laughs
Kortni_Laughs

3 weeks ago
@Smiledupon I know the feeling. I have some news I gotta tell you guys,
Smiledupon
Smiledupon

3 weeks ago
@Kortni_Laughs 
I will make sure he.stays...
He just been dealing with a lot lately...
Kortni_Laughs
Kortni_Laughs

3 weeks ago
@JustinMiller169 good to talk to you again. I hope it's for awhile this time.
Smiledupon
Smiledupon

3 weeks ago
I am back
-seth
Kortni_Laughs
Kortni_Laughs

3 weeks ago
She said "I never want to make you mad, I only want to make you proud." I said "Girl, just make me cum. Then don't make a sound."
MakeMeWorthIt
MakeMeWorthIt

1 month ago
I care you dumb fuck (:
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Kortni_Laughs
Kortni_Laughs

1 month ago
@MakeMeWorthIt I miss you too!

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