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How are you today? Good? Well, that's smashing. I'm feeling good as well, thank you. 

If you're reading this, then you probably want some information to build up a mental picture of me. Well, there isn't much to say, save that I'm a musical Luddite - choosing good ol' Rock'n'Roll over the doof-doof music of today - and that I favour authors such as Stephen King, George R.R. Martin, Tolkien, and Orwell. I have also subjugated the entire British Isles under my rule - hence the name. 

Below are some short descriptions for my stuff. Take a look, won't you?

THE DEAD KING - Cedric Swift is resurrected from the dead by a pale, mysterious woman, so that he may do her bidding. But when she asks him to kill his own father, Cedric must decide whether he has the bravery to stand up to her deadly powers. 

SPACE JUNK - Fat, drunk, and Captain of the Space Junk vessel; Edward Corhaven must assemble a crack team of individuals capable of infiltrating the vast Marerian pirate army before complete and utter destruction comes to New Theia and all of its colonies.

AFTER BRITAIN - A girl with no memory is dragged into a vicious war between Albion and the Bringers, a merciless group led by the manic Mr. Layton. The After, a post-apocalyptic Britain, full of murdering gangs and twisted, decrepit creatures, is the broken arena in which this war is waged.

IT'S DEAD IN HERE - The greatest rock'n'roll band out of the West Midlands since Led Zeppelin must unite against a zombie filled England if they wish to play their final gig in London. 


Feel free to give me any feedback you deem necessary. It would be much appreciated in helping me both develop my work, and myself.



Deliberating Decisions

Deliberating Decisions

1 page, updated Aug 28, 2014PG-13
21 reads votes 5 comments 2
TAG! You're it!

TAG! You're it!

Random #722 / Humor #838
1 page, updated Aug 28, 2014PG-13Completed
TAG! You're it!
23 reads votes 4 comments 6
After Britain

After Britain

Science Fiction #623
74 parts / 141 pages, updated Aug 11, 2014PG-13
When the manics came and the fires followed, only the After remained. Follow The Soldier as he struggles through the After and its horrors, fighting manics and raiders ali... read more
16,208 reads votes 817 comments 143
After Britain: Black Dog

After Britain: Black Dog

6 parts / 14 pages, updated Jul 28, 2014PG-13Completed
HERE COMES THE GAS MAN. Five words that strike terror in the heart of any Black Dog inhabitant. An ancient evil that stirs in the twisted catacombs of a blackened... read more
605 reads votes 35 comments 10
The Dead King

The Dead King

13 parts / 19 pages, updated Jul 06, 2014PG-13
'I have chosen you as my champion, to shape the world as I see fit.' Cedric Swift died on his father's battlefield, fighting his uncle, the Grand Duke, a man poised to tak... read more
544 reads votes 68 comments 24
It's Dead in Here

It's Dead in Here

16 parts / 34 pages, updated Jun 19, 2014PG-13
The end is nigh, and it looks like Mercia - the greatest rock band to come out of the West Midlands since Led Zeppelin - aren't going to get any more gigs. So, when t... read more
420 reads votes 62 comments 3
Space Junk

Space Junk

7 parts / 16 pages, updated Jun 17, 2014PG-13
Edward Corhaven is a fat drunk who was once involved in some terrible business which ended in the absolute destruction of an entire planet. Now, after drinking himself stupid ... read more
942 reads votes 30 comments 7
The Conqueror

The Conqueror

2 parts / 5 pages, updated May 22, 2014GCompleted
When the Conqueror came, the sky bled red. He has taken the city, his ultimate prize in his quest against the false God, the Old King. His generals and soldiers praise the... read more
74 reads votes 9 comments 6
The Demon

The Demon

3 parts / 8 pages, updated May 11, 2014PG-13Completed
In the Book of God, they write of him as a Devil. His name is reviled, his image the thing of nightmares, his history and actions the stuff of black propaganda. Wilfred Locke i... read more
106 reads votes 15 comments 4

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