Status: Why does being English always entail such heartache? (4 weeks ago)


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A long time ago, I used to be pretty active on this website, on a different account under the same name. I have come back, mostly to read, but also to put up some of my work, which I hope you will enjoy. 

If you wish to find anything out about me, then just ask. Putting up a list of my likes and dislikes would be hard, as I have a lot of dislikes, and not a lot of space to explain them all. Suffice it to say that I'm probably miserable, or at the very least, grumpy.

THE DEAD KING - Cedric Swift is resurrected from the dead by a pale, mysterious woman, so that he may do her bidding. But when she asks him to kill his own father, Cedric must decide whether he has the bravery to stand up to her deadly powers. 

SPACE JUNK - Fat, drunk, and Captain of the Space Junk vessel; Edward Corhaven must assemble a crack team of individuals capable of infiltrating the vast Marerian pirate army before complete and utter destruction comes to New Theia and all of its colonies.

AFTER BRITAIN - A girl with no memory is dragged into a vicious war between Albion and the Bringers, a merciless group led by the manic Mr. Layton. The After, a post-apocalyptic Britain, full of murdering gangs and twisted, decrepit creatures, is the broken arena in which this war is waged.

IT'S DEAD IN HERE - The greatest rock'n'roll band out of the West Midlands since Led Zeppelin must unite against a zombie filled England if they wish to play their final gig in London. 


Feel free to give me any feedback you deem necessary. It would be much appreciated in helping me both develop my work, and myself.



After Britain

After Britain

Science Fiction #79 / Adventure #149
66 parts / 127 pages, updated Jul 11, 2014PG-13
When the manics came and the fires followed, only the After remained. Follow The Soldier as he struggles through the After and its horrors, fighting manics and raiders ali... read more
7,395 reads votes 617 comments 97
The Dead King

The Dead King

13 parts / 19 pages, updated Jul 06, 2014PG-13
'I have chosen you as my champion, to shape the world as I see fit.' Cedric Swift died on his father's battlefield, fighting his uncle, the Grand Duke, a man poised to tak... read more
294 reads votes 48 comments 21
It's Dead in Here

It's Dead in Here

16 parts / 34 pages, updated Jun 19, 2014PG-13
The end is nigh, and it looks like Merica - the greatest rock band to come out of the West Midlands since Led Zeppelin - aren't going to get any more gigs. So, when t... read more
306 reads votes 62 comments 3
Space Junk

Space Junk

Science Fiction #532
7 parts / 16 pages, updated Jun 17, 2014PG-13
Edward Corhaven is a fat drunk who was once involved in some terrible business which ended in the absolute destruction of an entire planet. Now, after drinking himself stupid ... read more
805 reads votes 30 comments 7
The Conqueror

The Conqueror

2 parts / 5 pages, updated May 22, 2014GCompleted
When the Conqueror came, the sky bled red. He has taken the city, his ultimate prize in his quest against the false God, the Old King. His generals and soldiers praise the... read more
41 reads votes 8 comments 4
The Demon

The Demon

3 parts / 8 pages, updated May 11, 2014PG-13Completed
In the Book of God, they write of him as a Devil. His name is reviled, his image the thing of nightmares, his history and actions the stuff of black propaganda. Wilfred Locke i... read more
68 reads votes 12 comments 4
After Britain: Black Dog

After Britain: Black Dog

3 parts / 8 pages, updated May 07, 2014PG-13
HERE COMES THE GAS MAN. Five words that strike terror in the heart of any Black Dog inhabitant. An ancient evil that stirs in the twisted catacombs of a blackened... read more
233 reads votes 18 comments 4

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@AliceNACT Ah, great list there - didn't think Zeppelin was something you'd listened to, but there you go. And I would definitely recommend more...
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@AliceNACT Jeez, that's quite a mind you have to remember that far back. Wish I had such a fearsome mental capacity. And yeah, Blackadder is just...
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Love the Blackadder reference - genuinely one of my favourite shows of all time! And yeah, that is the kind of thing I was going for. If it were a...
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Thanks! I'm glad you liked it, and that the other side of Layton is working (I wasn't sure that it would). I definitely wanted to show that he...
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Glad you liked the portrayal of Layton's other side. I thought it'd be silly for him to not have a past, and considering he's a lonely old man,...
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