Kiki_XD

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Name	What do YOU want to call ME?
Location	You don't need to know that unless you are sending me €1,000
Birthday	Feb 12
Member Since	Nov 25, 2011
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Hiiiiiiiii! My real name is really weird so everyone calls me Kiki but if you really must know, I prefer my real name to Kiki. Ooooooooookkkkay....................... uhm, about me:I live in a beatiful home with a spoiled little sister and three dogs who constantly believe my shoes and clothes are delicious delicacies. I am rrreeeeeaallly tall and I am a mad, mad child. I am funny (I think), gays wanna kiss me married women turn lesbian when they see my flawless body(note sarcasm) and I don't get pampered like my little sister. Being me is being crazy! You no like? Sorry!

Things I believe people should believe:
1. Osama Bin Ladin didn't have anything to do with the Twin Towers
2.Osama Bin Ladin is not dead
3.Noone has landed on the moon
4.Cars were made by aliens
5. Man's best friend is himself
6. Dogs will rule the world after the 100th world war
7.A black man created the airplanes

Things I'd ask celebrities
1. I'd ask Obama why he stole Bob the Builder's motto
2. Id ask Beyonce why she wants to be a robot (lol upgrade)
3. I'd ask Jay-z whether he knew that if he stayed young forever he would never have gotten to know all the celebs
4. I'd ask Beyonce whether she shares her lipstick with Jay-Z! HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! ha