Status: at first, i was really scared. but then i remembered... Idgaf :O (9 months ago)

KezzieIsReal

Name Kezzie
Location Hogwarts
Member Since Jul 06, 2012
Votes Received 7
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Wanna know how I was fcked up? Ask that to my abusive lesbian ex Drey Fcking Sanders.</3 

My bitch -->@Kezzzzie

My location is not exactly on Hogwarts, I just fucked Voldemort and got the hell outta there. And my location is on... Your momma's oversized pants. ;) 

 I'M SINGLE. :b

My name up there is just a nickname. My name starts with the word 'KEZ', if you want to know, READ THE BIBLE. I'm 16 years old, I live with my mother, father and my obnoxious brother. Hey, that rhymed. 

 Who knew you can also screw someone with your genitals? TO THE PUSSEH WAGON! :3

 FUCK ME BIEBER! I hate him but it doesnt makes sense at all... cunt ... :)

 My face screams "FCK ME PEDO!" 
They call me ICECREAM; because I'm cold and stubborn to strangers but I'm cute and baby faced. I hate it by the way. I'm half lesbo and half woman, so I have a girl crush on Catwoman. (Don't bring up the pussy jokes.) I've attempted to cut myself, it hurts and it feels good at the same time. But sex is better. (Imma virgin) I like bisexual guys, because guys in my life are annoying as fck. I have a crush on girls too. Well, hell, who wouldn't if Megan Fox existed. I've been mistaken as a 10 year old too. I love playing Halo, Fallout 3, and GTA! <3 I murder hookers. My peers are mostly girls. And most of them are bitchy. Because guys in my life are douches. They like girls who have big boobies and an ass size of my pillow. Nicki Minaj. My favorite color is red and black. I like red because it's the color of my period.

And my stories are made by my surroundings, emotions and feelings. My aunt hates me because she thought I was doing naughty things and playing like a maniac. But truth is, I write romance novels and save them on my computer. Judgemental whore. It's not wrong to judge others, you've just gotta say it to them in personal. Bitches hate being backstabbed. If I published my misery to all of you (my stories), please fan, comment and rape me! (rate me)

Works

I'm Badass And He's An Innocent Virgin

I'm Badass And He's An Innocent Virgin

1 page, updated Jul 07, 2012PG-13
52 reads votes 2 comments 1
Vintage Love

Vintage Love

1 page, updated Jul 07, 2012PG-13
12 reads votes 0 comments 0
If I Can't Fit To Be Queen, Can I Fit In Your Heart?

If I Can't Fit To Be Queen, Can I Fit In Your Heart?

1 page, updated Jul 07, 2012PG-13
7 reads votes 0 comments 0
May 28

May 28

1 page, updated Jul 07, 2012
May 28; the day that Amethyst Somers and her best friend, Drake Galloway created when they were five years old. They called it their 'happy day'; the day that they would have fun, ... read more
20 reads votes 3 comments 1
The Stubborn And The Sweetheart

The Stubborn And The Sweetheart

1 page, updated Jul 07, 2012PG-13
15 reads votes 1 comments 0
Evening Slumber

Evening Slumber

1 page, updated Jul 07, 2012PG-13
tags / love
9 reads votes 0 comments 0
When I'm Gay, You Make Me Straight

When I'm Gay, You Make Me Straight

1 page, updated Jul 06, 2012PG-13
9 reads votes 0 comments 0
It Started With A Game Called Truth Or Dare

It Started With A Game Called Truth Or Dare

1 page, updated Jul 06, 2012PG-13
"Dylan? Absolutely not!" I said looking at Lucy and Dylan. Me and him are just friends, well he's hot but not my type. And I picture ... read more
63 reads votes 1 comments 0

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KaylaFasy
KaylaFasy

5 months ago
Baha I read your bio I love how blunt you are
IamSAVANNAH
IamSAVANNAH

8 months ago
I meant to say your sister not sam :p
IamSAVANNAH
IamSAVANNAH

8 months ago
nah, i just sent you her work. tell her that she annoys the hell outta me ._.
AddySkates
AddySkates

9 months ago
Thanks for fanning :)
Chat me up some time yeah?
~Addy :)
KezzieIsReal
KezzieIsReal

9 months ago
@sexybabebrii I didnt even know how to because im new, and i'd pm you? hell, i dont even know that sht!!! i share with.my sister but she just read books here... 
KezzieIsReal
KezzieIsReal

9 months ago
@sexybabebrii WTF?!!!? I didnt even explain it to you yet??!! 
KezzieIsReal
KezzieIsReal

9 months ago
Lol, i know. Then sorry (gag) .no, really im sorry about calling you immature. i didnt much read the comments, its too long. and i was just saying that im new and i dont care what should i use, too much f-ing effort on using your iphone right? oh, and i dont know how to pm others. and i share my account with my sister... and just like you said, nobody cares what i look like in real life. soooo yeah, idgaf too anyways. ill change it when i get an ass to do it. 
KezzieIsReal
KezzieIsReal

9 months ago
calm yo tits! I know that the pic is fake! thats not me, yes i know but who would be so immature to say the 'person' is fake. i had skype with one of my friends in wattpad, and they understand that. im real, not the photo. and i dont use this for useless battle and shit. i dont pm others of course. i only pm the ones who i pick. and this is fucking immature. bitch or not a bitch, im real and fucking alive. that pic is not me im sorry, but i aint got time for that shit. the only fake is the prof pic. im new here so dont tell me what to do, i know what im doing. (i just did this to end this drama, i hate that shit) report me because i used her pic and not telling you who i look like. soooo just end this crap and just fucking leave it that way  i didnt sign in to wattpad for this. and we all know that anger comes out of the only thing in our body ...(the pussy) mouth. so stfu 
LaurenMichelle17
LaurenMichelle1...

9 months ago
@sexybabebrii Yeah this liar is fake. And its really pissing me off. Just wait till the actual REAL girl in the picture finds her on here haha....GOOD LUCK(: 
noraimaarif
noraimaarif

9 months ago
Hii pls fan bk :) U ROCK!!

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