I usually walk fast, and have unknowingly left people behind until they pointed it out to me
When I hear a song I like, I can listen to it over and over without tiring of it. I will usually sing along if no one else is around
Skateboarding was my activity of choice in middle school.
I enjoy laying on the ground to take photographs, but it’s pretty hard to get up and down and I prefer not to be seen doing it.
I've never broken a limb or been in hospital which I have to say is pretty amazing considering all the crazy things I do.
I am the one your mother warned you about but hey me & you... We could make the world jealous
Normal People: Awwh they are such a cute couple!
Me: I wonder if they've had sex yet.
The colors red, white, and blue are supposed to represent freedom.
Except when they are flashing lights in your rear view mirror.
When I'm bored nobody texts me. When I'm busy I'm the most popular person on the planet.
I have gotten a ring stuck on my finger in a store, but haven't we all?
*me in class*
Me: Okay,gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: Oooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: Ugh,split ends.
Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!?!?
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: Just act like you understand...
Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me.......
Me: So here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN, THAT SONG IS SO F*CKING ANNOYING.
Me: Its only been fifteen minutes?
Me: Someone shoot me.
Have I amused you enough? Then fan me you silly goose!