Status: If I see another one directon fan fic one more time i'm going to barf...i love one direction, but come on people! (1 year ago)


Name bond......james bond
Location currently drinking tea with ed sheeran thankyouverymuch
Member Since Mar 25, 2012
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Hi peoples thank you for checking out my profile i dont like doing all this about me crap so i'll make it short.:)

i like to write and of course read (duh)
im random at times
i like boyxboy stories so i might write a few
i hate the twilight saga (who doesnt right)
my goals are to fan almost all the writters in wattpad
i have a awsome sense of humour
meanies need to go to meanie hell
i like to make words up
i'm obsessed with americans and their accents, I will go to the states one day.
I'm weird and I've grown to accept it
I'm a directioner (so what, I know where your milk comes from so don't judge)
my best friend is gay
adventure time is my thing :)

why is it that there has to be a playboy in almost every story that the girl goes for?
in a boyxboy why is it that there is either a really depressed emo gay boy or a overly the top gay talking chris crocker gay here.are there no regular gay guys that actually act like normal people?
why does the mean girl has to be a blond or a hoe?
why do the hot boys in a story smirk about a thousand times a day? guys don't smile anymore?
there are plenty more but i promised i was going to make it short.:)

so thats it for about me:) Here are some quotes that i like or that i think are funny

" you dont stop smiling because you grow old,you grow old because you stop smiling" - unknown

bella: your white and your skin is icy cold, i know what your are

edward: say it, out loud, say it!

bella: A snowman!

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings". -unknown

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. "-unknown

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"-unknkown

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them!"-Homer simpson

"To truly be a great leader you must except the truth even if its not in your favor"- My favorite wattpad writer so far
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