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KaityElisa

Name Kaity Elisa
Location West Jordan, Utah
Birthday Feb 23
Member Since Mar 19, 2012
Votes Received 347
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I'm me! Oh, you want to know more? Fine...
Well... I'm obsessed with anything spearmint! I will love you forever if you get me mint stuff.
I flippin' love music so much and lately I'm totally obsessed with Ed Sheeran. Oh, who am I kidding, this has be a couple months of this obsession!
   ►You Need Me I Don't Need You, Where We Land, Wayfaring Stranger, Parting Glass, One Night, UNI, Gold Rush, Be Like You
Who am I kidding, just YouTube him NOW! I went to his concert and it was... Oh Gosh...

I'm silly. Like, weird but you'll like me because I'm also funny kind of silly.

I write... Ish. I have a lot of poems and some of them are fantastically demented. I also wrote this fabulous essay that you should go check out! WAIT! Not yet, I'm not done! COME BACK. Sit down, I still have a bit to bore you with...

Hmm -- I do a lot of photography. Not only that but I'm good. ;) (Maybe a little conceited, aha.)
I also paint, draw and mess with other artsy things.

I am 18, bi-otchs! I have been accepted to the University of Utah, because I'm a BAMF! 

That was more boring than it should've been... So what next?

I love chocolate and cute things. I don't get scared easily (My mom despises this fact). 

My story In Ink is my main thing. I even have a sequel and 2 spin offs thought out. Go read it! (:

♪♫My Songs know what you did in the Dark!♫♪

I'm sweet and kind and all that jazz, but don't push me. 

What else? God, I feel like I know nothing about myself here! 
Physical description? Err, I have dark brown eyes, naturally light brown hair, olive skin. Thank you Lebanese and Mexican sides. Then I look so white sometimes and I thank my Dutch, Swedish, French and Scottish sides.

I enjoy the word "dollface". Say it with a cool accent, like they did in the older times. SO COOL!

Okayy. You can go. But remember -- I love you. 

Because that's not creepy.

Aha, bye guys (: ♥

Works

In Ink

In Ink

6 parts / 13 pages, updated May 15, 2013PG-13Pictures
Analia is a hard working journalist temporarily working as the advice columnist. When she runs into Nathaniel Ross, a journalist out to destroy the paper she works at, a plan to sa... read more
351 reads votes 65 comments 49
Poetry Slam Worthy

Poetry Slam Worthy

31 parts / 5 pages, updated May 11, 2013
There are some random things in here, I will add as I find. Some are happy, some are sad, there are song lyrics, and even some random prose in there. Honestly, just rea... read more
2,515 reads votes 198 comments 131
The Attic

The Attic

1 page, updated Mar 03, 2013GCompleted
A girl goes in the attic and finds more than she bargained for. A story for moving on and accepting what is.
61 reads votes 7 comments 8
Social Expectations of the Media and Society

Social Expectations of the Media and Society

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Feb 28, 2013GCompleted
This is a Classical Argument Paper that I wrote for my English 1010 class. I got 190/200 on it and I am more than a little proud of this. It i... read more
131 reads votes 18 comments 20
I'm a girl? Since When? :O

I'm a girl? Since When? :O

2 parts / 2 pages, updated Feb 12, 2013GCompleted
A parody on silly girl characters. Just trust me. Read it. It'll make you smile... I'll give you a cookie? Now I'm begging, ugh! now read it! (:
359 reads votes 30 comments 19
A Time For One Shots

A Time For One Shots

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Jan 27, 2013PG-13
A little collection of one shots that I'm just thinking up. Woo hoo? Hah, well it satisfies my needs ;P
1,235 reads votes 19 comments 26
En Quote -Destination In Sight!

En Quote -Destination In Sight!

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Oct 28, 2012G
From movies, lyrics, authors, books, or random famous (and usually dead) people! Quotations as I find them. (: enjoy!
104 reads votes 2 comments 3
Charming

Charming

2 pages, updated Oct 22, 2012
A Fractured Fairy tale: What happens when Fairy tales meet? As all of their 21st birthdays arrive, Destiny intervenes and causes these 3 people to meet and become friends. They ... read more
49 reads votes 3 comments 3
Stolen Worlds

Stolen Worlds

1 page, updated Sep 19, 2012PG-13Video
I remember it like a bad dream. I remember different starts, and multiple endings. I remember the betrayals and the sacrifices I made. I remember sitting in my closet hoping... read more
88 reads votes 7 comments 7
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ExplodingWhales
ExplodingWhales

2 days ago
@KaityElisa D: No good!
KaityElisa
KaityElisa

2 days ago
@ExplodingWhales I feel so CDO! 
ExplodingWhales
ExplodingWhales

2 days ago
@KaityElisa O_O That's not good.  I just need it to be about half and half.
KaityElisa
KaityElisa

2 days ago
@ExplodingWhales I'm concerned for us now xD With lucky charms and such, I have to have a marshmallow per a certain amount of cereal.
ExplodingWhales
ExplodingWhales

2 days ago
@KaityElisa It's not!
KaityElisa
KaityElisa

2 days ago
@ExplodingWhales That isn't healthy of either of us... LOL
ExplodingWhales
ExplodingWhales

2 days ago
@KaityElisa I don't count it, but whenever I eat marshmallow cereal, I *have* to eat all the pieces of actual cereal before the marshmallows =/
KaityElisa
KaityElisa

2 days ago
@ExplodingWhales As well you should be :P

I'm so bad with the even thing though. I count my cereal. A couple months back I had the best bowl of cereal because I had poured a beautiful even number into my bowl
ExplodingWhales
ExplodingWhales

2 days ago
@KaityElisa I'm flattered ;)
KaityElisa
KaityElisa

2 days ago
@ExplodingWhales You might be my new bestfriend :P

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