| Name | Malcolm Caborn |
| Location | United Kingdom |
| Birthday | Jun 25 |
| Member Since | Mar 14, 2012 |
| Votes Received | 60 |
I like sarcasm. Which is why I am mainly sarcastic. Yeeeaaahhhh... The picture isn't me. Im much, much younger. So yeaahh...
Works
 | Clive the Magical Flying Coat Bows Out In: The Mountain of Happiness 1 page, updated Sep 27, 2012 Clive the Magical Flying Coat's short stories have come to an end. This is Clive's farewell. I propose today shall be forever known as Clive the Magical Flying Coat Day. Woooooooo! HAPPY CLIVE THE MAGICAL FLYING COAT DAY  10 reads  3  1 |
 | Clive The Magical Flying Coat Returns In: The Very Brave Clock 1 page, updated Aug 29, 2012 In the penultimate Clive short story, our magical friend meets his final enemy and gets angry with an American. How exciting. 10 reads 3 2 |
 | Drug-Addled Doctor Who3 parts / 2 pages, updated Aug 04, 2012 THIS IS NOT SERIOUS FANFICTION!!! It is a sarcastic take on the programme. The Matt Smith one regenerates into a drug addict.
So... yeah. Er... enjoy. 139 reads 11 4 |
 | Clive The Magical Flying Coat Returns In: The Disgusting Table 1 page, updated Apr 07, 2012 Fat women are evil. The final proof is revealed in the third-to-last Clive short story. 43 reads 4 4 |
 | Clive The Magical Flying Coat Returns In: The Delicious Marmalade 1 page, updated Mar 28, 2012 The most famous coat ever to have lived returns and goes to Scotland. 39 reads 4 2 |
 | Clive The Magical Flying Coat Returns In: The Wave At Twinkleton 1 page, updated Mar 22, 2012 Everybodies favourite coat goes home. Dedicated to my dearest AlexisSims. 50 reads 7 6 |
 | Clive The Magical Flying Coat Returns In: The Revolving Door 1 page, updated Mar 20, 2012 Everyone's favourite coat returns. And meets a revolving door.
For my beautiful AlexisSims, I swore. Ain't I just the naughtiest.
No sexual puns intended.
Front cover designed and created by Liam Newlove. Good, no? 68 reads 9 13 |
 | Clive The Magical Flying Coat Debuts In: The Terrible Soup 1 page, updated Mar 20, 2012 Clive The Magical Flying Coat - not meant to be serious, just to mock the world. Apologies to Sunshineluver for the email spams - I got bored in College. Apologies. 180 reads 10 5 |
 | Everybody Ends Up How They Deserve 1 page, updated Mar 19, 2012 This is my way of saying "Hi" to Twilight fans. It's also my way of saying "Read better books, watch better films" and finally my way of saying "Stephanie Meyer, go rot in a hole".
Nice to meet you too.
:) 193 reads 9 13 |
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Shrooboid313
2 months ago
SEVEN
JumperGuy
8 months ago
@AlysonWonderLand Most certainly. There's two short stories left before I end the series :)
AlysonWonderLan...
9 months ago
@JumperGuy is there any plans for any more Clive?
AlexisSims
1 year ago
@JumperGuy You know you have different rules to the rest of us- You are the Jumper Guy!
JumperGuy
1 year ago
@Darrell_Pitt Tis my pleasure
JumperGuy
1 year ago
@AlexisSims Is it wrong that I enjoy doing these things? :P
Darrell_Pitt
1 year ago
Thanks for dedicating your story to me!
AlexisSims
1 year ago
I read your comment to 'my special friend megan' I get cranky at people who think avoiding capitals is cool and edgy- so thankyou for saying what I would never dare!
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THIS IS BY A MORON ON YOUTUBE NOT SHROOBOID313, STOP HUMILIATING HIM WITH THESE STUPID COMMENTS YOU DOG-TWIZZLING MANIACS.Love? A poem by Nichole337
Hmm. Katie Holmes - I'd tap that. Thanks for the dedication!!
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