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Name Julian
Location Not sure yet. Still looking for the light switch.
Birthday Dec 16
Member Since Jul 09, 2011
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My name is Julian. I am a writer.

With a pen in my hand or my fingers to a keyboard I get excited, and when I'm excited I exhale hallucinogenic fog from the gallows inside my lungs. My eyes see into infinity and my mouth holds worlds that spin with every single spoken syllable. Once in a while, during a golden moon, I inhale the spirit of every face I've seen or name I've known and share one mind with them for a night. Then I attempt to astral project my spirit into the atmosphere.

I've crowned kings. I've slain dragons. I made a deal with the devil to lead sinners to God. Crumbled empires for pennies. Led crusades against heretics in the name of a hundred lifeless stone statues. Flown through galaxies, and always woke up the next morning drooling over a notepad.

If I make no sense, it's because I'm too stubborn to break a dollar for change while the rest of the world stays the same. All it takes is common sense to cripple the government; two cents for that empire I talked about earlier.

I look for approval from no one except the characters I create. I do not profess to be one of the greats, or great in any ways at all. But if you trust me to, I will guide you into a surreal realm that the word "fantasy" does not justify. If there is one thing I will do, it will be to take your mind and light it on fire with imagination like you've never seen before.

I offer you my hand.

What's say you? 


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@KaraMels THAT IS RIDICULOSLY NOT TRUE OH MY LORDY LORD HAVE MERCY. That's it. We need to skype again.

@KaraMels I DON'T FREAKIN WATCH DOCTOR WHAT, OKAY?! Yeah? And how exactly was I different? Hmmmmm?

@KaraMels No. No Kara. Your guts are not in your head. That was a bad allusion and you should feel bad. Bad Kara.
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@KaraMels That was a joke. I'm ridiculously NOT different. YOU SKYPED ME BEFORE HOW CAN YOU FORGET. Well, I mean, I'm not exactly the same, but...

Almost? It didn't burst out of your chest like an alien baby and make you spill out all your candies? Dangit... back to the drawing board...
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