I am great in bed, I can sleep for days.

I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

I'm going to get a dog and name it Five Miles so I can tell people that I walk five miles every day

I'm going to get a sheep and name it Relation so I can say that I have a Relationsheep

You know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.
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