Status: I am going to try REAL hard to start writing (and reading) again real soon.... Expect something VERY short soon! (1 month ago)
| Name | Joseph Titenburg |
| Location | Here at the moment.... Might be there later. |
| Member Since | Dec 09, 2010 |
| Votes Received | 470 |
I write! If you read we just might be able to do something symbiotic here.
Down there you will find stories... You just may well enjoy them, won't you sample some and find out? - Good luck! =)
******RANDOM FANNERS!!!!(... and followers to I guess?) IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED IF YOU WERE TO IGNORE THE FAN BUTTON AND MOVE ON PLEASE!!!******
The word fan means something to me... If you don't know me and have never exposed yourself to my work then PLEASE just move on.
"But I know the game, you'll forget my name. And I won't be here in another year, if I don't stay on the charts" -The Entertainer - Billy Joel
"Where I live, there's a lady who walks everywhere on her hands. Doesn't trust where her feet want to take her." - Judas My Heart - Belly
About me.......
Well, I am in my mid 30s and married. I have children who mean the world to me even if my limited patience doesn't always display that fact. And well that's all you get cause I'm here under a pen name and am anonymous :p
Take care!! Works
 | Count Mitch (working title)Aileen always dreamed of being a character in one of her books. To have someone that strong, that powerful, that.... above humanity cherish and protect her. Could such a thing really exist.... Does she really want an answer to that question? 10 reads  2  2 |
 | The End Of The World As We Know It (AKA The Last Centaur) 5 pages, updated Jan 18, 2013 Okay everyone, here is my entry for round 3 of the Fantasy Smackdown. The theme for this round was dying earth, we had to incorporate 4 out... read more  189 reads 13 47 |
 | The Magician's Sorrow 4 pages, updated Jan 06, 2013 Here is my entry for round 2 of the Fantasy Smackdown. For this round my group had to include love in the story, also I had to incorporate a "magical treat&qu... read more 54 reads 6 15 |
 | Asheirnya2 parts / 6 pages, updated Dec 16, 2012 Hey here is my entry for the Fantasy Smackdown first round... For those of you that are not familiar with Smackdowns they are short story competitions where each round dictates ... read more 153 reads 15 25 |
 | Dragon's BloodThis is a work in progress.... Actually just an idea at the moment. It came to me in a dream, and I had to write it down. I have nothing else currently in story or planne... read more 126 reads 6 29 |
 | Untitled (Second person!)I've always said second person perspective only belongs in cheesy horror or choose your own adventure type stories.... What do YOU think? 143 reads 6 21 |
 | If I Were To Smackdown... 4 pages, updated Aug 20, 2012 141 reads 9 29 |
 | Duality19 parts / 23 pages, updated Aug 09, 2012 It all started when Timothy started hearing the voices. He didn't know it at the time, but that was the moment that would change his entire life. A life which from that moment on ... read more 11,821 reads 237 341 |
 | Out Of Time (edit pending)9 parts / 11 pages, updated Jun 11, 2012 Michael Hallick has an obsession. It is consuming his every waking hour and robbing his children of having real parents. Michael knows this is a problem but is ce... read more 2,502 reads 109 209 |
 | Chip (on hold..)What's in a name? An explanation to everything he is, and would never be. *Early stages here and writer's block currently kicking my butt... very much a work in progress* ***All credit to Cooldidi for the amazing cover*** 2,697 reads 46 65 |
Currently Reading (as/when time permits)Hoping for moreBecause I trust ParogarFrom Sys
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JoeTite
1 week ago
Finally I have something new up. Yes, that's right, the first part of my vampire story! (who 'da thunk it?) Also I plan on very shortly taking Duality and Chip off the site. They've been sitting stagnant for far too long. I am not abandoning or giving up on either of them though. I plan on spending a lot of time staring at them and hopefully doing some revisions... once their worlds return to me and there is more to share I will start uploading them again.
JoeTite
3 months ago
@Parogar something slightly lost in the translation there lol well either cave could end with a head exploding...
Parogar
3 months ago
@JoeTite My eyes would widen at happiness at that. "Whoa, seriously? I've been a total dick to you but I still get to spend an hour in your sacred cave? F yeah!"
JoeTite
3 months ago
@Parogar LMAO not a good idea... "Oh? Not yours?" "No, I would never!" "You're innocent?" "Baby, yes.. of course I am." "Prove it." "But how..." "Spend an hour in the sacred cave." "...."
Parogar
3 months ago
@JoeTite Can you imagine being married to one? Like, 20 years in, when the marriage becomes stale. "Honey," she say, tears in her eyes. "What is it?" "Do you think ... do you think about other centaurs when we make love?" "W--what! No way!" "Really?" she'd ask. "Then what's ... this!" It would be a book called play-centaur. The title page would read, "Drive your man Cray-neigh." "That's not mine! I swear!"
JoeTite
3 months ago
@Parogar They don't enjoy being ridden... but she may be willing to make exceptions? lol
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I'm about to upload the first thing I've done since round 3 of that last fantasy smack down.... I'm never on here anymore, not reading, not...Mars Inc.
@Letalis I can't help here as I haven't read this one yet though I definitely plan to... so much going on it's hard to find time to sit in front...
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@dreamingthought WOW!!! Thanks for all that feedback! So much going on right now... I plan on taking that ALL into account and making changes...
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@Parogar because it needs Naruto :p
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