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JessiAlexander

Name Jessi Alexander
Location Drinking a Capri Sun with my pinkie up, talking like a Brit
Birthday Feb 14
Member Since Jun 22, 2012
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. 
It’s@Emma_Hur doing this fabulous bitch boy’s bio c:
(P.S. Your bio is a slut.)

OKAY, LEZ GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

HIS NAME BE JESSI
HE BE HOT
HE BE WHATEVER THE FUCK RELATIONSHIP STATUS HE IS BECAUSE I  DON’T KNOW ANYMORE 
HE IS AN AMAZING AUTHOR
I LUH HIM, BUT NOT MORE THAN JEREMY
HE’S MY OUT OF WATTPAD BEST FRIENDDD
HE’S SUPERMAN
HE’S MY SUPERMAN -_-
HIS NICKNAME FROM ME IS JEZZABEL XD ( never ever ever ever call me that ._.)
AND WE’LL NEVER BE ROYALLLLLSSSSS
OH AND WE ALSO ADORE KATY PERRY <3333

Side Effects of Knowing Him xD
--EXPLODIONG OVARIES
--EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION
--TWERKING LIKE MILEY CYRUS
--TONGUE ALWAYS OUT xD (put that shit back in your mouth, no one wants to see dat)

OKAY, I RAN OUT OF OTHER FUNNY THINGS TO SAY, SO BYE YALLLLLLL

Loveeee 

Yo bestie Emma@Emma_Hur



No description cause y'all bitches go batshit when I forget to mention something.
 @AirplanesInTheSky 
 @JadeTheLeprechaun
 @CloverTheLeprechaun
 @CaptainMinnie
 @B_A_N_E
 @xxCuddleBunniexx

Lots of other people, sorry if I forgot you. I wubs you all doe :)) <3


Status for stories:
Mr. Player Meets the Geek: I'm writing whenever I can. I'll update whenever possible, hang in there with me guys, I know I'm awful with this updating shit but I'm getting there. 
I See You: In the process of being written, still finding my feet with this story.

I might write another one when I'm finished with these, who knows? 


I do book covers, if you want one, just ask. I'm good at it, swear.

























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Works

Mr. Player Meets the Geek (On Hold)

Mr. Player Meets the Geek (On Hold)

13 parts / 33 pages, updated Feb 19, 2014PG-13Pictures
20,051 reads votes 599 comments 89
I See You

I See You

3 parts / 9 pages, updated Aug 28, 2013PG-13Pictures
Jessi Alexander © All Rights Reserved ☻ (I know this sucks but read it anyway) © All Rights Reserved
677 reads votes 25 comments 15
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Tumblr Boy's Post {on hold}<3 ~Song Lyrics~ <3Like Dreamers Do (Niall Horan Fan-Fiction)

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Thank you for reading and commenting :) I'm glad you love the book so much, I really appreciate it. I always mean to update but never do xD Sorry...
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I love it, keep writing babyyy
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I haven't updated in so long oh my god xD I've been so bussyyy I sorry, expect a update soon :) thank you for reading
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Baby ;-; this is so sadd
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This is my favorite one
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