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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. It’s@Emma_Hur doing this fabulous bitch boy’s bio c: (P.S. Your bio is a slut.) OKAY, LEZ GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! HIS NAME BE JESSI HE BE HOT HE BE WHATEVER THE FUCK RELATIONSHIP STATUS HE IS BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE HE IS AN AMAZING AUTHOR I LUH HIM, BUT NOT MORE THAN JEREMY HE’S MY OUT OF WATTPAD BEST FRIENDDD HE’S SUPERMAN HE’S MY SUPERMAN -_- HIS NICKNAME FROM ME IS JEZZABEL XD ( never ever ever ever call me that ._.) AND WE’LL NEVER BE ROYALLLLLSSSSS OH AND WE ALSO ADORE KATY PERRY <3333 Side Effects of Knowing Him xD --EXPLODIONG OVARIES --EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION --TWERKING LIKE MILEY CYRUS --TONGUE ALWAYS OUT xD (put that shit back in your mouth, no one wants to see dat) OKAY, I RAN OUT OF OTHER FUNNY THINGS TO SAY, SO BYE YALLLLLLL Loveeee Yo bestie Emma@Emma_Hur No description cause y'all bitches go batshit when I forget to mention something. @AirplanesInTheSky @JadeTheLeprechaun @CloverTheLeprechaun @CaptainMinnie @B_A_N_E @xxCuddleBunniexx Lots of other people, sorry if I forgot you. I wubs you all doe :)) <3 Status for stories: Mr. Player Meets the Geek: I'm writing whenever I can. I'll update whenever possible, hang in there with me guys, I know I'm awful with this updating shit but I'm getting there. I See You: In the process of being written, still finding my feet with this story. I might write another one when I'm finished with these, who knows? I do book covers, if you want one, just ask. I'm good at it, swear. - ϟυ℘℮яღαη
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GUYS I UPDATED MR. PLAYER MEETS THE GEEK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES. GO READ.
Pft. You're MY superman the bio's totally misleading