Notes about my works: Most of my writings pertain to specific segments of societies. Meaning, one guy reading one of my stories may like it but the next story he reads by me is a complete bore. It's a problem, I'm trying to work it out. So basically all my stories appear to be for niche markets. I will now attempt to define those markets since I'm pretty much clueless about everything. I may be autistic or something. Like the bad kind, not the good Rainman kind. Anywho, in no particular order.... 1. I Love Post - (Kinda my favorite, very niche market of 1) 27 year old lady with spectacles, not glasses, mildly alcoholic and extremely snarky as she puts it. 2. The Mass - For those that have been consumed by Social Networking. 3. The Writer's Block - For those that don't believe in such nonsense. 4. Monday of the Dead, a series - For zombie lovers that are not limited by the misconception that a mythical creature must be limited in movement and appreciate the excitement of the chase and or hunt rather than the sit and or wait. 5. Something with Meaning for the Developmentally Delayed - Mainly for those who can appreciate an extremely vague and long title. And those that have a great deal of difficulty acting their age and appreciate the finer more self-destructive things in life. 6. The Trouble with Servers - Nerds Ho! For those that know this acronym: MMORPG. Yeah, that's right. I used to dabble. Inspired by a friend addicted to gaming I took one for the team and allowed myself to be as well. It was an unusual time in my life and I am glad it has passed (it lasted 3 months, don't judge). People who share this experience could identify. There aren't a whole lot of us out there. 7. Whorror Story - For gore fans that like it when things are taken a little, okay, a lot too far. And of course, Whores. Well that's all I've gotten posted so far. I've got hundreds more but most of them are in yellow notebooks. Enjoy. Please?
![]() | Monday of the Dead - Serial 3 |
![]() | The Writer's BlockWhen boring Joe Smith decides he wants to be a writer his fate is dramatically altered and all sorts of crazy stuff happens. There's an asian old lady in it. She's magic. And... and... it's funny? |
![]() | Monday of the Dead - Serial 2 |
![]() | The Trouble with ServersWhen a video game addict's world crashes he is forced to escape into reality for a change. He and his two video game clan friends meet up in Las Vegas for a week... read more |
![]() | The MassIn this gory tale of survival a sole survivor finds himself in post-apocalyptic America, confronted by his monstrous impending doom. Humanity was iMplanted with a life altering ... read more |
![]() | Monday of the Dead - Serial 1What I like to call a zombie novel without the fucking bullshit. Check it out. It's funny and scary and... ploty... The zombies are the elderly! Yay! |
![]() | Whorror StoryIt's Halloween and a man has just discovered his wife is having an affair with his best friend. He murders his wife but forgets they had a Halloween Party to attend. Oh but what to wear... |
![]() | I Love PostFlash fiction about a girl and her post and what happens when someone tries to separate them. Flash fiction is a fully formed short story with a plot and beginning and end and under 1k words. Fun and easy read, hope you enjoy. |
Okay, so I'm back, maybe. I finished The Writer's Block some time ago but have found myself closer to beer bottles than computers as of late. So here I am with a pint AND a computer which results in the posting of a finished story. Writer's block is one of the sillier things I've written which is saying quite a bit. But I do love it dearly so please check it out. I would like to share some words of wisdom but I fear I am all out of such things. How bout this... something about life... live it like you love it? Now I sound like a 14 year old girl. Uhh... ahh, I know, lessons on cleanliness: Always wipe front to back.
@CaroNoodles howdy, miss. Oh I've randomly vaporized. Pernaps ill be back soonish.
Hey wth where'd you go?
The Writer's Block - something new and PG rated... let's see if that lasts...
MOD Serial 2 up. This party is much more exciting. uggh
@NicholasFewell thanks, I guess I'm going to need to change it now that I'm back. Ill figure something out.
Dude I love what you did with your bio thing at the top. Hilarious!
@PandaPeyten Okay, well get some on here, collect some fans and whatnot.
@JeffLWallace ;; lol, I have a million stories I could post, I don't know much about you so writing about you would be hard.. But I'll put you in a story or two. Lol
@PandaPeyten you may as well. that's what are here for. You can write a story about me even.