Status: If I had spent even an hour in Alcapulco I'd be writing Zombie Alcapulcolypse right now. (2 years ago)

JeffLWallace

Name Jeff Wallace
Location Visalia, CA
Member Since Mar 24, 2012
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Notes about my works:
Most of my writings pertain to specific segments of societies.  Meaning, one guy reading one of my stories may like it but the next story he reads by me is a complete bore.  It's a problem, I'm trying to work it out.  So basically all my stories appear to be for niche markets.  I will now attempt to define those markets since I'm pretty much clueless about everything.  I may be autistic or something.  Like the bad kind, not the good Rainman kind.

Anywho, in no particular order....

1. I Love Post - (Kinda my favorite, very niche market of 1)  27 year old lady with spectacles, not glasses, mildly alcoholic and extremely snarky as she puts it. 
2.  The Mass - For those that have been consumed by Social Networking.
3.  The Writer's Block - For those that don't believe in such nonsense.
4.  Monday of the Dead, a series - For zombie lovers that are not limited by the misconception that a mythical creature must be limited in movement and appreciate the excitement of the chase and or hunt rather than the sit and or wait.
5.  Something with Meaning for the Developmentally Delayed - Mainly for those who can appreciate an extremely vague and long title.  And those that have a great deal of difficulty acting their age and appreciate the finer more self-destructive things in life.
6.  The Trouble with Servers - Nerds Ho!  For those that know this acronym:  MMORPG.  Yeah, that's right.  I used to dabble.  Inspired by a friend addicted to gaming I took one for the team and allowed myself to be as well.  It was an unusual time in my life and I am glad it has passed (it lasted 3 months, don't judge).  People who share this experience could identify.  There aren't a whole lot of us out there.
7.  Whorror Story - For gore fans that like it when things are taken a little, okay, a lot too far.  And of course, Whores.

Well that's all I've gotten posted so far.  I've got hundreds more but most of them are in yellow notebooks.

Enjoy.
Please?

Works

Monday of the Dead - Serial 3

Monday of the Dead - Serial 3

3 pages, updated Sep 16, 2012R
25 reads votes 1 comments 0
The Writer's Block

The Writer's Block

7 parts / 8 pages, updated Jul 28, 2012
When boring Joe Smith decides he wants to be a writer his fate is dramatically altered and all sorts of crazy stuff happens. There's an asian old lady in it. She's magic. And... and... it's funny?
105 reads votes 2 comments 0
Monday of the Dead - Serial 2

Monday of the Dead - Serial 2

9 pages, updated May 20, 2012PG-13
43 reads votes 3 comments 2
The Trouble with Servers

The Trouble with Servers

13 pages, updated Apr 27, 2012PG-13Completed
When a video game addict's world crashes he is forced to escape into reality for a change. He and his two video game clan friends meet up in Las Vegas for a week... read more
129 reads votes 1 comments 3
The Mass

The Mass

5 pages, updated Apr 25, 2012Completed
In this gory tale of survival a sole survivor finds himself in post-apocalyptic America, confronted by his monstrous impending doom. Humanity was iMplanted with a life altering ... read more
121 reads votes 3 comments 2
Monday of the Dead - Serial 1

Monday of the Dead - Serial 1

7 pages, updated Apr 12, 2012RCompleted
What I like to call a zombie novel without the fucking bullshit. Check it out. It's funny and scary and... ploty... The zombies are the elderly! Yay!
66 reads votes 5 comments 9
Whorror Story

Whorror Story

4 pages, updated Mar 29, 2012RCompleted
It's Halloween and a man has just discovered his wife is having an affair with his best friend. He murders his wife but forgets they had a Halloween Party to attend. Oh but what to wear...
51 reads votes 4 comments 5
I Love Post

I Love Post

2 pages, updated Mar 24, 2012Completed
Flash fiction about a girl and her post and what happens when someone tries to separate them. Flash fiction is a fully formed short story with a plot and beginning and end and under 1k words. Fun and easy read, hope you enjoy.
118 reads votes 4 comments 6
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