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Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 



On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). 
On a bag of Fritos:! You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?) 
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well, duh, a bit late, huh)! 
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and you thought?) 
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time) 
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and, I'm taking this because?) 
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what)? 
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on his. I'm a bit curious.) 
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) 
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh fly Delta?) 
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 
On a Swedish chainsaw:" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) 




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