--WARNING: THERE IS SWEARING, JACKING OFF AND WICKED AWESOME CONTENT WITHIN THE FOLLOWING PROFILE. PLEASE READ AT OWN RISK--
Hola! As you can see, my name's Jayden. I love to write and make people laugh and be happy. In my opinion, DOGS RULE THE FREAKIN' WORLD although I do love all animals, including the scaley and slimy ones. Which, by the way, only 1% of organisms in the world have fur...just so ya know. :D Hey, don't judge me, I may become your boss one day...*laughs evilly LIKE A BO$$* >XD But seriously, can ya go make me a sammich? I didn't hire ya to stand around and do nothin'! Wait...I didn't hire you...? Really? Where am I? Who are you? WHERE'S THE WARDROBE TO NARNIA!?! XO
Anyways, I will honestly listen to any kind of music, at least once. I'll admit, I'm not a "Belieber" though, sorry kids.
So...that's pretty much all of it.
If you really want me to, I'll read a book of yours. Just don't get all up in my business, kay? Kay. :)
Other accounts that I'm on if you want to check them out:
Books: The Epitome (Ep-ih-tome) of Epicness
Books: None (for now)
People you should really know on Wattpad just 'cause they're awesome:
92% of girls would be dead if Justin Bieber decided that jumping off of cliffs was cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8% stood at the bottom yelling "JUMP, GIRL, JUMP!" while filming the whole thing. (I told ya so, didn't I?)
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your site
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh!
0% Average Teenager
█ 10% Girly
██ 20% B!tch
███ 30% Certified Ranter (Don't mention anything Yankee related)
████ 40% Troll
█████ 50% Creeper
██████ 60% Italian (-Makes frantic hand gestures.-)
███████ 70% Naturalist
████████ 80% Master of Dirty Minds
█████████ 90% Fellow Mass-Hole
██████████ 100% AWESOME (Without a doubt)