Hey, I'm Jason Voorhees. You may know me from Friday the 13th franchise. Yeah, I'm pretty famous. :P
Well some of you may be thinking "What the hell is THE JASON VOORHEES doing on Wattpad?" Well, I don't really know. But here I am so deal with it.
So I'm pretty lonely you know since I've killed about every person that I meet. And I decided, what if I make a profile online! Cuz then I won't meet people in person and get the chance to kill them. Problem solved!
Well, why Wattpad? Again, I don't know. Match.com is overrated and no way in hell am I going to be on Christian Mingle so Wattpad it is!
Since I plan to have tons of friends here Imma tell you about myself.
I don't like water. Or spiders. Ugh....
Don't come near my camp or you will die.
I can have a mean temper (Can you blame me?)
I have a best friend who I don't want to kill. Her name is Chris. :P Luv ya, guuuurl!!
Ice cream. Nuff said.
Weapon of choice: Machete
Favorite movie: Any movie that I'm in.
Book: Harry freaking Potter bitch!
Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
I just got back from Hell. Dude, I forgot my mask on Earth before I went and Freddy had to go get it... Talk about embarrassing..
Don't make me mad.
Or I will kill you.
That means you, Freddy.
Yeah, bitch, BRING IT ON!!
My machete is waiting for you!
Fuck you and have a nice day!!! :D