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JasonVoorhees

Name Jason Voorhees
Location Crystal Lake
Member Since Apr 16, 2012
Votes Received 3
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Hey, I'm Jason Voorhees. You may know me from Friday the 13th franchise. Yeah, I'm pretty famous. :P


Well some of you may be thinking "What the hell is THE JASON VOORHEES doing on Wattpad?" Well, I don't really know. But here I am so deal with it. 


So I'm pretty lonely you know since I've killed about every person that I meet. And I decided, what if I make a profile online! Cuz then I won't meet people in person and get the chance to kill them. Problem solved!


Well, why Wattpad? Again, I don't know. Match.com is overrated and no way in hell am I going to be on Christian Mingle so Wattpad it is!


Since I plan to have tons of friends here Imma tell you about myself. 

I don't like water. Or spiders. Ugh....
Don't come near my camp or you will die. 
I can have a mean temper (Can you blame me?)
I have a best friend who I don't want to kill. Her name is Chris. :P Luv ya, guuuurl!!
Ice cream. Nuff said. 
Weapon of choice: Machete
Favorite movie: Any movie that I'm in. 
Color: RAINBOW
Candy: Skittles
Book: Harry freaking Potter bitch!
Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh


I just got back from Hell. Dude, I forgot my mask on Earth before I went and Freddy had to go get it... Talk about embarrassing..

Don't make me mad.


Or I will kill you. 




That means you, Freddy. 



Yeah, bitch, BRING IT ON!!



My machete is waiting for you!









Fuck you and have a nice day!!! :D

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Jawalls
Jawalls

6 months ago
I've always wanted to meet you! I've got a machete too! Shhh dont tell! e.o 
Thanks for fanning. XD. Don't wanna say anything wrong, for I fear that you'll kill me. Okay, you can carry on slaughtering teens at Camp Crystal Lake. I didn't see a thing O.O....
RR
Sadi18
Sadi18

1 year ago
thanks for the fan!!!!!
@JasonVoorhees thanks for fanning lol :)
RecklessRoo
RecklessRoo

1 year ago
Hai! Hiyaa, hey there:D
I'm Roo.
Nice to meet you *Holds out hand*
Anyway, I wrote this- because I noticed you fanned me. Thanks for that!
Here's a free cupcake for your troubles. 
*Hands cupcake.*
I'm off now, but enjoy, and I hope to see you around sometime!
^.^ <3
P.S. If you want to answer to me, please do so on my message board? Or else I usually end up getting your reply lost in my emails! >o<
Thanks for fanning xD
@JasonVoorhees lol indeed XD no but i'm serous evah heard of the tv show called Psych?
XxOzziexX
XxOzziexX

1 year ago
Ahaha your profile picture is my new favorite thing ever, anyways, hey there I'm Ozzie (just to clear it up I'm a girl, a lot of people think I'm a guy...Weird I know) thanks for fanning.
JasonVoorhees
JasonVoorhees

1 year ago
@bookaholicisawesome No problem and lol
psh screw friday the thirth when ur talking bout tuesday the sevententh let meh know XD