JDWesson

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I am not great with the About Me sections... I'm not good at talking about myself, which is why I write, so that I don't have to... And this way, you can't be biased toward me before reading my stories, so instead of me telling you about myself, I'll let you make your own opinion of me. I will tell you that I love Cherry Cola, the smell of tomatoes, and that I don't like marshmallows. 

I have the best best friend in the world. Today, she cracked me up. A few people were talking about crumping today, and in describing it used the phrase, "touch themselves". When I heard the most outlandish noise from CJ dearest, I turned to see her choking on her Propel. When I asked her if she was alright, she said, and I quote, "They just said they touched themselves and I almost choked on my drink."

Dude, I had WAAAAAAAY too much coffee this morning. I don't know why I just told that to all of Wattpad. Whatever. It can stay here. (BTW, strong black coffee then a 20 oz. triple shot Mexican Mocha is too much coffee before 730 in the morning.)

My best friend in the entire universe is an EXCELLENT writer!@CJTomlinson or@JadeHero330 Be sure to check out her stories! Also, if you are a Supernatural fan, please check out@Twinchesters They are positively fantastic! 

“You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.'

I didn't realize it was toilet paper.” 
― Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

A few words of wisdom before I go.

The road to success is always under construction.

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon…