Status: Sorry guys. I'm a very slow writer ._. (9 months ago)

ImaLoveKiller

Name	Sam Sommers
Location	The Mystical land of My Pants on the planet Homosexual.
Birthday	Oct 16
Member Since	Jun 14, 2012
Votes Received	14
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Hello People of Wattpad!!! 

I am a unicorn from the planet homosexual and I am here to sprinkle my magic upon all of you :3

No, the picture is not of me, it is of the amazing and gorgeous Jordan Witzigreuter of The Ready Set

Anyway, a little bit about myself:
I'm gay (if you couldn't tell by my planetary origins :L)

I love The Ready Set (Thus the username), Black Veil Brides, Paramore, Katy Perry, and Blood on the Dancefloor

I love flipping my hair flirtatiously and chewing gum :33

I like mustaches. They're sexy as hell.

I have a voice inside my head that talks to me inside brackets.

[Such as this]

I dream of someday marrying Jordan from TRS

NEVER interupt me when I'm trying to listen to music. EVER. You will regret it.

I play the Tenor Saxophone, cause I'm amazing like that.

My favorite song is Soular Flares by The Ready Set

I live in a magical forest with my homosexual penguin fairies in a land far in the depths of my pants. 

If you have a problem with anything I just said, well then...... :P 

LOVE ME T.T

P.S. if you are wondering why I refuse to set a pic of myself as my profile, it is because I am an honest to god photophobic T.T

P.S.S. If you can't tell already, I. LOVE. THE READY SET. LOOK THEM UP. NOW. DO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Works

The Little Things[BoyxBoy]

3 pages, updated Jun 17, 2012 PG-13

Jay Wester is bored with his life. He no longer has any interest in the cycles of everyday life, and just wants to try something new. One night when he discovers... read more

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uaidhi
2 months ago

Hello! I love music too! Who are your favourite singers at the moment?

xxInYourBedxx
6 months ago

You're awesome 'cause you love The Ready Set! :3 yep, yep... awesome xD I lo-ve Jordan ^.~ Ooh, and BOTDF are cool to! Jayy and Jordan are hot O///O

LemonHeaven1234
6 months ago

Thank you for fanning!!!<33 And oohhhh meeee gaawwdd I just YouTubed The Ready Set and I reeaallyy like them, listening to them now :3

~Brianna :D

xXshay_blahXx
7 months ago

wohooooooooooooo i love soular flare toooo!! up top!!

Gaara56001
7 months ago

You love The Ready Set as well. -Fangirl Moment- I'm also a photophobic. I don't need to list that in my profile because I don't know these people who come across my profile. I was wondering as well, could you check out my gay romance story or in another word, Boyxboy? It's called Concrete Hearts and I bet you've never read a story like mine. ;) Thanks anyways. :)

UsagiObsession
7 months ago

@ImaLoveKiller You lucky person!!!! :D

ImaLoveKiller
7 months ago

@UsagiObsession Okay :3 And I am completely obsessed with him. I'm  going to see him later this month :3

Cresil21
8 months ago

Thanks for the fanning. ^-^
And for reading my book! c:
Chat me up sometime? :3

UsagiObsession
8 months ago

You are so amazing!!!!! You not only know The Ready Set, but you love them! Hardly anyone knows them it's so sad... :'( And I just use anime for any of my profile pics for anything because, like you, I am photophobic! I'm the master at hiding from cameras -.- *nod nod* Anyway I fanned you just cause I think your awesome! (and sorry for such a long comment :P) Oh and kind of PS: Will you be my gay best friend?!!?! (please with a bunny on top?)

XxSPMxX
8 months ago

Thank you so much for the fan, love your profile pic, and totally loving that you're gay :)) Lol sorry if that sounded weird :D I'm a total fan girl for gay guys xD

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