Status: Finishing writing a story and realizing you don't know what to do with your life anymore. (2 months ago)

Icycoldhot

Name	Mark
Location	USA: East Coast
Member Since	May 04, 2011
Votes Received	455
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Well, I've been writing for a while now and I'm looking for a bigger audience. Writing and music are my life. I DJ and make songs and remixes. If you wanna hear them, the links are soundcloud.com/icycoldhot and soundcloud.com/Mark_FL . I've been told I'm hilarious, so if you ever need to laugh I'm your man! Yes, man, I'm a dude, don't forget it... (and yes, that picture is of me). Ask me questions at ask.fm/icycoldhot !

I reply to every comment I get!


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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) 
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 
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Works

Ulysses G. High School: Broken Friendships, Broken Hearts, Broken Bones

4 parts / 7 pages, updated Apr 02, 2013 PG-13

Imagine sitting on the edge of a bridge with your legs dangling over, contemplating whether you want to jump. Imagine being responsible for... read more

53 reads

Hilarious Parodies!

18 parts / 10 pages, updated Mar 24, 2013

Are you tired of hearing all those popular songs on the radio? Stop shaking your head! Of course you are! Because you are, I'm here to make you laugh by creating parodie... read more

25,935 reads

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Ulysses G. High School- The Absolute Worst Place On The Planet

18 parts / 35 pages, updated Mar 10, 2013 PG-13

"To stop myself from getting hit, I punched her in the gut." "Now I see you’re just crazy. You’re just a crazy mess." ... read more

2,881 reads

Things I Hate About Rants

1 page, updated Aug 24, 2011

Ranting about rants is, unintelligent, yes, but at the moment, its necessary.

190 reads

Be Careful What You Wish For; It Might Kill You

20 parts / 22 pages, updated Jun 30, 2011

No one ever even bothered to look at Penning. He was just your average nerd, and it was normal to ignore him. But what happens when Lexi, the... read more

4,300 reads

Interview with Jimgon21 on You've Been Tagged.

1 page, updated Jun 05, 2011

tags / icycoldhot interview jimgon21

196 reads

Icycoldhot's Reading List

You've Been Tagged

856,147 reads

Just For Pranks (On Hold For Now)

173,708 reads

No Need For Introductions,...

662,052 reads

Harmony

62 reads

Message Board

Icycoldhot
1 month ago

I'm going on vacation on Monday and I won't be back until about a week later so I'll try to post a chapter and a parody before I leave.

Icycoldhot
2 months ago

Posted the first chapter of the sequel to Ulysses G High School! Go check it out!

Icycoldhot
2 months ago

I posted the last chapter of Ulysses G. High School yesterday! I will be posting the sequel sometime soon, so get excited! I'm already on the ninth page.

Icycoldhot
2 months ago

Guys! Huge news!!

My story, Ulysses G High School, will be ending really soon! I have either one or two chapters left, depending on where I decide to end. Don't worry though, I'll start working on the sequel as soon as I finish this story.
Thanks to all of you for your support of my story, it really means a lot and I appreciate every read I get. =]

Icycoldhot
2 months ago

Finally made a new parody! Go check it out!

Icycoldhot
2 months ago

Hey!! If you've ever wanted to ask me something, or just wanna chat, go to ask.fm/icycoldhot and send me some questions!

Icycoldhot
3 months ago

Hey guys! This is to let you know that I am neither dead nor finished with Ulysses G High School. I've just started writing again and my goal is to finish the story within the next months so I can move on to the sequel. Here's a little sneak peek to the next chapter to get you excited!:

Carson: So basically World War III is breaking out between me, you, Damon, and Scarlet?
Avery: I guess so. I just don’t know what happened to us!
Carson: We all caught Ulysses G fever. We’re infected like the rest of the school.
Avery: Well I don’t know about you, but I plan on getting well again. We should try to fix things between the four of us.
Carson: How do you plan to do that?
Avery: *smirking* Oh, you’ll see.

Icycoldhot
6 months ago

@nerdyreader2905 Hey, sorry I didn't reply. I haven't been on in a really long time as you can see. But I just started re-reading Ulysses G. I've edited some stuff, and I started writing a little bit more of it. I don't want you to get your hopes up if I still don't finish it, but I will be posting a new chapter shortly.

nerdyreader2905
7 months ago

Hey there! Just wondering if you are going to continue Ulysse G High? I'm kinda wondering what will happen to all those characters? :)

Icycoldhot
9 months ago

Thanks to all the new people that have fanned me!

I haven't really been on in a while. I want to start making more parodies again and I'm taking suggestions. If you want to suggest a song for me to use, leave me a message on my page or leave a comment on one of my parodies.

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