@The_Cake_Is_A_Lie BUT if you come to my house we have to put up with my sister who is certifiably WORSE!
Well, you're not answering me on chat, so here is next-best :P
I need you to save my ass Saturday night because my li'l sis has these things called 'friends'. I have no fucking idea what they are... so um, yeah... please save my ass from the torture that is my sister and her friend...
P.S. if it helps you, they're taking my dad's old laptop, which means I can't sit in my room and watch movies and/or play video games, which is totally a legit reason to help me :)