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Name Caitlin
Location A U S T R A L I A
Birthday Dec 04
Member Since Mar 27, 2012
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♬ ♫ ♪ ♩ ☠ ✌ ☺ ♥ Born in the wrong decade. ❝ live, love, breath Rock ❞ ♥ ☺ ✌ ☠ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ 

Hi there, the name's Caitlin :) and I am a true blue Aussie ;)

Let's face it, I don't know you and you don't know me! But this 'About Me' is for you to get to know me a little better so here we go: 

♥ Let's hope you can keep up ♥

► Let’s start with the music I listen to is pure awesome end of discussion. You know: Sixx:A.M., Queen, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Journey, Janis Joplin, Slash, Mötley Crüe, Ramones, Van Halen, The Who, ZZ Top and many more god-like bands/singers  ❤

► I hate Twilight | that bitch with a dollar sign in her name | Bieber | Vampires

► I am 17 bitches ;) :*

► I am a tomboy - football | NASCAR |Pro Bull Riding | F1 | Shit like that 

► Computers and I don't mix well - plus I am short tempered so it don't help

► Let’s face it I have anger management problems

► I eat like a man -.- So make me a sandwhich bitch

► I love anime O . o

► I don't get drunk -.- Literally I can have as many beers | shots | vodka | wine and shit but still why no me drunk?!

► laugh to much over the stupidest things 

► I got my dirty mind from my father

► I'm fluent in swearing

► Got my learners | stay off the roads if you want to live 

► True Aussie right here *points to self* oh yeah

► I tend to zone out...a lot -.-

► I say LET'S too much -.-

F A V O U R I T E. Q U O T E:

Treat people how you've want to be treated.~ ~Wait. So I have to give everybody hand jobs?!


Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your teeth are like stars ~Awwww~ So yellow and all distanced apart 


Roses are red. Grass is greener. When I think of you, I touch my wiener ;))

 @SundaySundae Fredrick, my weekly customer ;)

Works

Home (Preview)

Home (Preview)

2 parts / 1 page, updated Oct 25, 2013PG-13VideoPictures
320 reads votes 16 comments 2
Share Your Stories: Book 6 // under construction

Share Your Stories: Book 6 // under construction

32 parts / 12 pages, updated Jan 26, 2013
Full of books that will make me laugh, cry, scream, open up and eat loads of ice-cream. Find out about the authors that have written your favourite books to ones that are undiscovered. Start reading to find the right book for you...
2,438 reads votes 64 comments 33
Monster High (Trailer)

Monster High (Trailer)

3 parts / 1 page, updated Dec 28, 2012
There is a society that walks among us. A society that looks like us, act like us and interacts with us. Yet is nothing like us. Monster High is a new book from the ... read more
3,908 reads votes 83 comments 21
Bully Me (I must go fetch this story from the burning pits of hell)

Bully Me (I must go fetch this story from the burning pits of hell)

5 parts / 2 pages, updated Nov 06, 2012PG-13Pictures
Teenager Lucy Greene is the new student at Rosemary High and has fallen victim to the bully system that is run at the school.
1,231 reads votes 58 comments 35
Share Your Stories: Book 5 // under construction

Share Your Stories: Book 5 // under construction

42 parts / 16 pages, updated Aug 10, 2012
Full of books that will make me laugh, cry, scream, open up and eat loads of ice-cream. Find out about the authors that have written your favourite books to ones that are undiscovered. Start reading to find the right book for you...
3,763 reads votes 41 comments 39
That's So Random

That's So Random

9 parts / 11 pages, updated Jul 09, 2012Pictures
Just your everyday rambling and randomness!
4,075 reads votes 232 comments 191
Sunlight - Twilight Parody

Sunlight - Twilight Parody

5 parts / 4 pages, updated Jul 08, 2012Pictures
"Life isn't always pear shaped."
43,760 reads votes 1,515 comments 483
Share Your Stories: Book 4 // under construction

Share Your Stories: Book 4 // under construction

42 parts / 17 pages, updated Jun 13, 2012
Full of books that will make me laugh, cry, scream, open up and eat loads of ice-cream. Find out about the authors that have written your favourite books to ones that are undiscovered. Start reading to find the right book for you...
5,336 reads votes 91 comments 16
Share Your Stories: Book 3 // under construction

Share Your Stories: Book 3 // under construction

42 parts / 16 pages, updated May 29, 2012
Full of books that will make me laugh, cry, scream, open up and eat loads of ice-cream. Find out about the authors that have written your favourite books to ones that are undiscovered. Start reading to find the right book for you...
4,050 reads votes 157 comments 33
Share Your Stories: Book 2 // under construction

Share Your Stories: Book 2 // under construction

42 parts / 17 pages, updated May 14, 2012
Full of books that will make me laugh, cry, scream, open up and eat loads of ice-cream. Find out about the authors that have written your favourite books to ones that are undiscovered. Start reading to find the right book for you...
6,308 reads votes 411 comments 38
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