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I_Am_Mustard_Lady

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I'm just going to make a giant list of the things that I love:

1.Jesus
2. Artemis Fowl (asdsfjkl he's just amazing I can't even asedfjskl;)
3. Julian Smith (If you don't know him, look him up on youtube. YESYESYESYESYES)
4. Rhett and Link (Seriously, I watch Good Mythical Morning all the time.)
5. All my pets
6. My family
7. Writing
8. Reading
9. Tumblr (follow me: http://mustardlady.tumblr.com/ )
10. MLP:FiM (LRYA IS BEST PONY)
11. Avatar the Last Airbender
12. Legend of Korra
13. Doctor Who
14. Toby Turner
15. The Once-ler
16. Pillow pets (Especially Zuko, my firebending elephant.)
17. OOHH elephants.
18. Dan vs.
19. Invader Zim
20. the smell of popcorn. (I wish it was a perfume!)
21. Youtube
22. Music
23. Sushi
24. little bottles of hand sanitizer
25. anything mini really
26. crayons
27. footie socks that don't match
28. these things are getting kinda random
29. T-shirts that allow me to display my fandoms on my chest
30. Flip flops

Guess what. If you read all that, you are now a FRIEND-'O'-MINE. Here. You get a sticker.

OH NO IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE OUT OF STICKERS.

That's okay you are still my friend. Have this sweet owl instead:

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TL;DR- Hey I'm Mustardlady I write and read books and stuff so nicetomeetya.

Works

How I Met Your Mother: The Domovoi Butler Version

How I Met Your Mother: The Domovoi Butler Version

3 parts / 4 pages, updated May 20, 2012PG
Butler has a daughter. Her name is Zoey. She grew up never knowing her true lineage and eventually crossed paths with her father and Artem... read more
300 reads votes 10 comments 16
The Ever True Adventures of Sadie Noelle

The Ever True Adventures of Sadie Noelle

7 parts / 12 pages, updated May 14, 2012PG
Boring life, boring farm, dad traumatized from losing her mom, jerky older sister, a guy best friend, and a beloved book are the only things that h... read more
194 reads votes 7 comments 8
My Artemis Fowl fan fiction

My Artemis Fowl fan fiction

32 parts / 53 pages, updated Mar 11, 2012PGCompleted
A strange girl shows up at Fowl manor with an LEP tracker behind her ear and no memory of her life. With the help of the fairies, and Butler of course, Artemis ... read more
21,487 reads votes 236 comments 150
Let's Talk About That (My tribute to Rhett and Link)

Let's Talk About That (My tribute to Rhett and Link)

1 page, updated Jan 17, 2012GPicturesCompleted
My little poem I wrote for the most amazing people on Youtube.com, Rhett and Link. I watch good mythical morning every day, and I suggest it to everyone! Please watch their videos on youtube so that you know what I'm talking about!
100 reads votes 9 comments 4
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godhunter847
godhunter847

1 month ago
Hey, hey Taylor. Guess what. Go ahead. Guess. I bet you know what it is.
TWR_1D
TWR_1D

3 months ago
Artemis Fowl is the BEST book/series EVER!!!!! Hahaha
KindlingDragonsFire
KindlingDragons...

5 months ago
Where did you go, Taylor? WHERE DID YOU GO?? I MISS YOU ALL THE TIME!!
HouseOfBooks101
HouseOfBooks101

5 months ago
ARTEMIS FOWL RULES!!!!!!!
SnowCross
SnowCross

5 months ago
I miss you Taylor!
yarncat
yarncat

7 months ago
btw, nice background :D hahaha
yarncat
yarncat

7 months ago
you like avatar as well? :DDDDDDD 

ooh take a load of MY owl!!! :D

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arty_writes
arty_writes

8 months ago
@I_Am_Mustard_Lady Saw your comments. =)
I_Am_Mustard_Lady
I_Am_Mustard_La...

8 months ago
@arty_writes I'm going to go read it now!
arty_writes
arty_writes

8 months ago
I totally forgot to tell you! >.< I finally posted that story. =P

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Ah, foreshadowing. Somehow this entire C-Cube fiasco isn't going to go as smooth as Artemis plans. Thanks for the dedication, that's really cool...
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Oh wow, an amazing chapter once again! The way you describe things is like I'm seeing everything that's happening in my head. The mall scene is so...
Kiss Me, I'm Irish {An Arte...

Is Diana's sister based off someone you know? I can just kind of tell that your characters are based off real people because their personalities...
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Artemis is such a ladies man... he just has no idea! It's fun to watch. I really like Diana's character, and I can't wait to see more of her and...
Kiss Me, I'm Irish {An Arte...

I really want to punch Artemis in the nose. Great chapter!
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