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TEAM GALE
You say Edward I say Harry 
You say Jacob black I say Sirius black
You say forks I say Hogwarts 
You say red and back I say red and gold
You say Voultori I say death eaters
You say Harry potter sucks I say u must not tell lies
You say football I say Quidditch 
Post this to help Harry potter take over the world !!!!

We defended the STONE, 
We found the CHAMBER, 
We freed the PRISONER, 
We were chosen by the GOBLET, 
We fought with the ORDER, 
We learnt from the PRINCE 
And we master the HALLOWS. 
We are the Harry Potter Generation

Cedric Diggory taught me not all Hufflepuffs are weak.
Luna Lovegood taught me not all Ravenclaws are stuck up.
Severus Snape taught me not all Slytherins don't love.
Peter Pettigrew taught me not all Gryffindors are loyal.

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(>#<) < So I got u this waffle 
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(O.O) 
(>#<) < But then I was like, "This waffle be looking mighty fine,"
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(^ . ^) 
( > <) < So I ate the waffle 
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(- . - ) 
(U U) < But I felt guilty 
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( ^.^ ) 
(>o<) < Then I got you a cookie 
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(>o<) < But it looked good too...
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(>o<) < You won't mind...
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(U U) < So I ate it :D

Theirs 3 types of directioners; Crazy ones- "OMG NIALLS MINE AND NO ONE ELSE'S CAUSE HES MINE AND WERE GONNA HAVE SEX AND MAKE BABYS AND MAKE OUT EVERY SECOND LIKE SEX BABY" Emotional Ones; "I CANT HANDLE THIS. THEY DONATED MONEY IM GONNA CRY FOREVER. THAT PHOTOS TOO CUTE. OMG FETUS THEY ARE SO CUTE WHAAAAWA *SOB* WHY DO THEY DO THIS TOO ME?" Perverted Directioners; "OMG LIAM JUST STICK THAT PAYNE TRAIN IN MY BUTT AND ROTATE. MAKE ME FEEL THE TRAIN. LOUIS LET ME TOUCH THAT SEXY BUM OF YOURS SQUEZZE IT HARD. NIALLS WEYHEY AHH. DARK IS MAKING ME DIE INSIDE AND IN THE DOWNTOWN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ZAYN STOP BEING SO PERFECT AND JUST HAVE SEX WITH MEH!!

I'm the first and last ;))