Hi, my name is Shan, and welcome to Jackass.
I'm a 5'3 special snowflake who has a very minor (lies) obsession with that band called My Chemical Romance. You know the one. It's made up of an adorable rhythm guitarist, a deep-as-fuck lead singer, an awkward bassist and a guitar master who has a giant 'fro which I believe to be a separate member of the band.
I must touch it.
That being said, also love The Beatles. Can I just go back to the 60's and marry them all please. Time travel is technically possible, so shift your asses into gear, NASA. I will be waiting.
Whoever says DC is better than Marvel sits upon a throne of lies.
I suppose I'm rather sarcastic. So if you have no sense of humour, I'm sorry, but we kinda sorta might not get along.
I'M SORRY OKAY. IT'S JUST HOW I AM.
We can all be friends here.
I may not be the best writer on wattpad, but at least you can make sense of it. Sort of. So check out my stories if you're dying of boredom.
Shameless story promotion: Level infinity.
My life basically revolves around art, coffee, music, Internet access, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Pewdiepie, and Pokemon. Why does Magikarp even exist.
Oh yeah, I also play drums.
Shit I listen to because I'm running out of characters:
All Time Low, The Beatles (time machine plz), Nirvana, Mayday Parade, Panic! At the Disco, Mcfly, Linkin Park, Some of that good ol' 80's shit and yeah I can't remember anything much after that. My memory is horrible.
FrankIerosArse: Okay so basically this person is my twin. I love her to bits, so if you decide to mess with her, you can guarantee I will shove a 6ft pole up your ass. That being said, she's a lovely little chap and you should check out her works. She thinks she's crap but that's just her being a humble fucker.
My fingers are about to die, so this is goodbye.
Man, I love rhyming with no intention.