| Name | Shan. Just Shan. |
| Location | Under a paper moon |
| Member Since | Oct 01, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 2,824 |
Hi, my name is Shan, and welcome to Jackass. I'm a 5'3 special snowflake who has a very minor (lies) obsession with that band called My Chemical Romance. You know the one. It's made up of an adorable rhythm guitarist, a deep-as-fuck lead singer, an awkward bassist and a guitar master who has a giant 'fro which I believe to be a separate member of the band. I must touch it. That being said, also love The Beatles. Can I just go back to the 60's and marry them all please. Time travel is technically possible, so shift your asses into gear, NASA. I will be waiting. OoOoOoOoOo Whoever says DC is better than Marvel sits upon a throne of lies. I suppose I'm rather sarcastic. So if you have no sense of humour, I'm sorry, but we kinda sorta might not get along. I'M SORRY OKAY. IT'S JUST HOW I AM. We can all be friends here. I may not be the best writer on wattpad, but at least you can make sense of it. Sort of. So check out my stories if you're dying of boredom. Shameless story promotion: Level infinity. My life basically revolves around art, coffee, music, Internet access, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Pewdiepie, and Pokemon. Why does Magikarp even exist. Oh yeah, I also play drums. Shit I listen to because I'm running out of characters: All Time Low, The Beatles (time machine plz), Nirvana, Mayday Parade, Panic! At the Disco, Mcfly, Linkin Park, Some of that good ol' 80's shit and yeah I can't remember anything much after that. My memory is horrible. FrankIerosArse: Okay so basically this person is my twin. I love her to bits, so if you decide to mess with her, you can guarantee I will shove a 6ft pole up your ass. That being said, she's a lovely little chap and you should check out her works. She thinks she's crap but that's just her being a humble fucker. My fingers are about to die, so this is goodbye. Man, I love rhyming with no intention. Bye.
Works
 | Oh How I Hate You, Mr. Iero.31 parts / 74 pages, updated Apr 01, 2013 Raine Diao would typically be classified as the 'emo nerd' by the whole school. Being at the botton if the highschool hierarchy isn't very good for a proper soci... read more  56,037 reads  1,094  481 |
 | Rest in Peace 4 pages, updated Jan 14, 2013 141 reads 13 9 |
 | For Your Dying Wish, I'll Kiss Your Lips Again.10 parts / 30 pages, updated Jan 04, 2013  5,718 reads 218 134 |
 | Bottom Of The Highschool Foodchain.23 parts / 51 pages, updated Dec 30, 2012 Brandi Ravencroft has officially turned eighteen, and as a very special birthday present, she gets kicked out of the orphanage that she's learned to call... read more 28,647 reads 474 270 |
 | Pointless Ranting About Things That Piss Me Off.6 parts / 4 pages, updated Dec 03, 2012 1,615 reads 81 61 |
 | How to Survive a Horror Film: All You Dumb Bitches Drive Me Nuts. 1 page, updated Oct 21, 2012 235 reads 32 9 |
 | The Comic Book Girl.34 parts / 79 pages, updated Oct 20, 2012 Lexi is just a normal girl, working in a comic book store with one of her best friends, Gerard Way. Even though she seems to be happy on the outside, on the inside she'... read more 63,349 reads 834 419 |
 | Heat in the Destruction.3 parts / 8 pages, updated Oct 03, 2012 653 reads 44 22 |
 | She Said She Won the World at a Carnival.2 parts / 5 pages, updated Jun 23, 2012 489 reads 35 24 |
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EllyHame
7 hours ago
@IGetHighOnMilkshake it's all good.. how are you??? I hope you're doing okay... And thank you, love<3 You know everything has just been so hard since MCR broke up....
IGetHighOnMilks...
4 days ago
@EllyHame Aw nooo. That's horrible. I really hope you're doing okay. I still haven't gotten around to making a twitter account, but I'll definitely get round to it for you. If you ever need to talk I'm still here okay
EllyHame
3 weeks ago
Hi I'm back Shan. I keep disappearing from here. Life is just hard and stressful right now... I broke up with Ryan cause our relationship was shit and now I have to deal with all this other dramatic crap... (It's a really long story) So you should definitely make that Twitter account so we can talk and shit... My twitter is@MyJellyRomance incase you do make one Love you and miss you ;_;
This has been reported as offensive and is under reviewIGetHighOnMilks...
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eG1LsLe5lEE#! well done, Gerard. This is simply delightful.
IGetHighOnMilks...
1 month ago
@FrankIerosArse And what request is this?
IGetHighOnMilks...
1 month ago
@EllyHame Oh Elly, I'm the exact same way, mate. Don't even mention it. I'm shunning that band from my memory until the dust settles and I can function properly. Who's My Chemical Romance. What is that. And we definitely should. I'll make a twitter account specially for you, so we can talk and shit. See you soon, El. <3
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PewDieCry_fan
1 month ago
@PaulTheDemon IM NOT A F*CKING MUTT
EllyHame
1 month ago
hey sorry I haven't been on here in a while. My depression is starting to come back hence, I have had no motivation to write. MCR breaking up made everything so much worse. I cried for about seven hours four days in a row, I just don't even know what to do with myself. Anyways, I came on here just to tell you I miss you, and that we should definitely start talking again, and more often. But on here wouldn't be the place to do so since it just reminds me that I totally failed at writing and keeping up with it. So if you have a Twitter or something else we can talk on, that would be great, let me know, love. <3
FrankIerosArse
1 month ago
@IGetHighOnMilkshake I just about died inside. Dx but that was beautiful.
IGetHighOnMilks...
1 month ago
@aMCRchild I know. Fair to say I cried in the corner for about 5 hours
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@Neko8zeworld stop reading this shit immediately, it's terrible.The Comic Book Girl.
@KeroseneZombie I felt like I had enough time off. Too much, I think. And yeah, I went to Italy and it was amazing. The guys are just...
Oh How I Hate You, Mr. Iero.
@epbphoenix My apologies for your computer screen
Oh How I Hate You, Mr. Iero.
@devdevmc I'm gutted they're done, but proud to have been a part of it. The black parade is truly dead, I suppose.
Oh How I Hate You, Mr. Iero.
@VAMPIRE14455 fucking hilarious joke I say.
Oh How I Hate You, Mr. Iero.
