Status: It's only a little spider PLEASE STOP SCREAMING LIKE IT'S AN AXE MURDERER (1 year ago)

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Name Jesse Ryder
Location Insane asylum next to a mermaid. You?
Birthday Mar 13
Member Since Apr 21, 2012
Votes Received 682
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I love animals, art, and writing though I can't tell which one that I like more
  
I'm told that I start out timid but as soon as I get the hang of it I'm very confident
 
I'm crazy, like to laugh a lot though I am able to be serious. Lot's of people tell me I'm hard to figure out, that I'm mysterious. IDK
 
If you have a story that you want to be read message me with the link! I'll gladly read and comment on it! I can't tell you how quickly I'll read it, as fast as I can is all I can say:)

91% of the world would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up!

"back when a hoe was a hoe a coke was a coke and cracks what you were doin' when you were crackin' jokes back when a screw was a screw the wind was all that blew and when you said i'm down with that it meant you had the flu i miss back when i miss back when i miss back when." 

I LOVE music! I mostly listen to country though I'll listen to Christian (Because the entire song is not swearwords the ENTIRE TIME. Admit it, f- this f- that f- you gets really annoying) rap hiphop whatever. I think the band Lecrae is completely awesome especially their song 'Monster". Love it. Period.
  
Did I mention that I'm crazy? And random, don't try to predict endings to my stories because there are times when I don't even know the endings.

I know everything bad that can happen in a situation. I know random facts about things no one cares about like you'll produce 2 pools full of saliva by the time you die... Yep random.

I discuss the grossest things possible around the dinner table, innards go well with spaghetti. Blood with tomato soup.. Ya

Works

Cry of the Wolf

Cry of the Wolf

10 parts / 13 pages, updated Nov 29, 2013PG-13
Sequel to Lone Wolf's Cry~~~ Three years have passed since Jaz killed her rogue mate. Now she's in LA on the strip, trying to track down a new threat. Someone is using pro... read more
561 reads votes 31 comments 9
Ghost Rider ~On Hold~

Ghost Rider ~On Hold~

26 parts / 48 pages, updated Sep 23, 2013PG-13
Book three, sequel to Dark Protector~~ Yesi has finally found out why the Ghost Riders aren't as well trained as they should be and she plans to change that. Mea... read more
328 reads votes 26 comments 28
Always a Heaven

Always a Heaven

2 pages, updated Aug 03, 2013G
tags / vietnam
17 reads votes 1 comments 1
Dark Protector

Dark Protector

36 parts / 58 pages, updated Dec 18, 2012PG-13Completed
(Book two sequel to Dark Guide) Yesi has been away from the Ghost Riders for over four months now, the war with the Dragonnes has just begun. She has decisions to make, thi... read more
745 reads votes 34 comments 48
Dark Guide

Dark Guide

26 parts / 34 pages, updated Sep 26, 2012PG-13
Yesi, a murderer but no one knows. She left town and set out on her own only to be asked by the infamous Ghost Rider's to be their guide as they travel back into her old countr... read more
767 reads votes 29 comments 33
Lone Wolf's Cry

Lone Wolf's Cry

34 parts / 39 pages, updated Aug 01, 2012PG-13Completed
Jasmine, rejected not only by her mate but also by her pack, sets out on her own. Haunted by her past she begins to take revenge on those who destroyed her life. On thos... read more
53,056 reads votes 573 comments 88
Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

2 pages, updated May 10, 2012
280 reads votes 4 comments 4
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Hey, sorry for taking so long to get to you =P The sequel is Cry of the Wolf so it continues on. Hope you enjoy it!
Lone Wolf's Cry

Awesome, glad to see you are continuing! I can't wait to see what happens!
The Station {Completed}

It's no problem=)
The Station {Completed}

@Elenaaa_ Thanks for the comment! It really means a lot to hear that=)
Lone Wolf's Cry