|Member Since||Aug 11, 2010|
Hi I'm Slone and I like bagels and foxes and thats that. But no seriously, I like reading, and obviously writing, and if you take the time to read my stuff, I'll probably fall in love with you. Uhm I really like Kinder Surprises and whenever I go to parties I just sit under the food table and play Chess with my friend. No joke. I spend 99% of my time in my room and only emerge for food and bathroom purposes. One day I want to be able to morph into an animal so that I'll never have to go to school ever again because knowing how fast a ball falls when dropped from a two story window is never going to help me in life unless they actually have a job somewhere that just involves walking up and down the stairs of buildings, throwing stuff out of windows and seeing how long it takes to smash into a bunch of tiny pieces. When you put it like that, it actually sounds pretty sweet. Any who, Its okay to talk to me. No, really. I'm nice.