Status: Going dark for a while guys. not answering any messages or anything. i will post the final chapter of HUF though. bye (1 day ago)

Han_Man

Name Jordan Hanley
Location Gresham, Oregon
Birthday Apr 19
Member Since Sep 01, 2012
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Sorry, but i can't fan anyone anymore. All out of fans!

Hello everyone! My name Is Jordan, I'm 22 years old and an avid writer. I'm a nice guy  i like to get to know everybody. but i'm no pushover. I Have been writing for a long time. poetry, fiction, non fiction, scripts and all. i'm an aspiring filmmaker and future health aficionado! i have an infomercial coming on TV in January of 2013. i started a journey of loosing weight back in October of 2011 and in 12 months have lost 106 lbs. I've made 2 movies so far. my most proud movie/story is "Fatman". I plan on taking him to the silver screen and make an epic trilogy. I'm a nice person so ask me anything.

"Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

Nationality: American

Goals:

☑   To write a memorable poem
☑   To make people laugh
☑   To reach 1,000,000 reads
☑   To inspire people

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The greatest friends you'll ever have are right here. I find these people the best and most easy to talk to and easiest to love cause they are too awesome not to. These are my greatest friends on wattpad. 
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I am@ElovesPanda Girlfriend! So I am taken! back off! this hot piece has got someone.

If i went to prison i would most definitely want to be@KaityElisa 's bitch. I got to have protection and she would be the best protector. XD

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The Lonely Girl

The Lonely Girl

Non-Fiction #8 / Poetry #17
1 page, updated May 17, 2013PGCompleted
The struggles of a lonely girl
137 reads votes 24 comments 11
Hilariously Useless Facts

Hilariously Useless Facts

Other #1 / Humor #14
99 parts / 28 pages, updated May 17, 2013PG-13
Hilarious everyday situations, Opinions, and themes put down as fact! (Not Real Facts) Your gonna laugh your ass off with these!
3,557,288 reads votes 32,969 comments 7,905
FatMan The Ultimate Superhero

FatMan The Ultimate Superhero

Action #31 / Science Fiction #40
4 parts / 12 pages, updated May 15, 2013PG-13VideoPictures
Mark Grabel was an average weight, height, and just overall average guy who grew up in Portland, Oregon. Till one day something extraordinary happens. Mark w... read more
100 reads votes 43 comments 16
Mom (Mothers Day Poem)

Mom (Mothers Day Poem)

Non-Fiction #11 / Poetry #21
1 page, updated May 11, 2013GCompleted
A poem dedicated to my mom and mothers all across the world
632 reads votes 51 comments 19
Hi Wattpad Hater's! (Interviews)

Hi Wattpad Hater's! (Interviews)

12 parts / 5 pages, updated May 08, 2013PG-13Completed
3,357 reads votes 128 comments 98
Hole Inside Of Me

Hole Inside Of Me

Poetry #63 / Other #101
1 page, updated Apr 25, 2013GCompleted
1,216 reads votes 72 comments 27
Human Being (LGBTQ Poem)

Human Being (LGBTQ Poem)

1 page, updated Apr 09, 2013PG-13Completed
tags / bullying lgbtq
413 reads votes 46 comments 25
Hilariously Ridiculous Tips For Success

Hilariously Ridiculous Tips For Success

23 parts / 7 pages, updated Apr 05, 2013PG-13VideoPictures
A list of Hilarious Tips that will make you laugh till you pee your pants and your lungs shrivel up from the lack of oxygen (means you laugh yourse... read more
114,223 reads votes 1,322 comments 475
Fatty Me

Fatty Me

2 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 03, 2013GVideoPicturesCompleted
30,284 reads votes 2,698 comments 1,195
Rock On Awesomeness!

Rock On Awesomeness!

1 page, updated Apr 02, 2013PGPicturesCompleted
65 reads votes 12 comments 6
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Han_Man
Han_Man

1 day ago
Well it's Here guys!!!!! The 99th chapter of HUF is up!!!! Only 1 chapter left and HUF is finished! ;'(   But vote and comment like crazy on these last chapters!!!!! Enjoy!

http://www.wattpad.com/16905851-hilariously-useless-facts-771-800#.UZZ0RsppsrI
Han_Man
Han_Man

2 days ago
Hey guys! Don't forget to check out my Action Packed Science fiction book "Fatman The Ultimate Superhero". It is completely finished with 18 chapters. And is currently being edited and posted as each one is finished being edited. So keep up to date! :D

http://www.wattpad.com/17071438-fatman-the-ultimate-superhero-chapter-4-heroes-and#.UZU5tMppsrI
ElovesPanda
ElovesPanda

3 days ago
It is on my calendar ^_^
Han_Man
Han_Man

4 days ago
Ok guys... So just an Announcement. 5/17/2013 i will be posting the 99th chapter of HUF. Then mark your calendars, because on 5/25/2013. I will be posting the final Chapter of HUF! Yes i know it is sad. :'(  but to make it go out with a bang i'm asking all my fans and readers to vote the hell out of these last chapters of HUF so we can send the book into the eternity of awesomeness!!! Don't forget to check out HUF's latest update from yesterday!

http://www.wattpad.com/16967698-hilariously-useless-facts-specialty-facts-harry#.UZMM7sqc0cA
Han_Man
Han_Man

4 days ago
@ElovesPanda thanx! XD
ElovesPanda
ElovesPanda

4 days ago
Nice profile pic ^_^
ElovesPanda
ElovesPanda

4 days ago
How bout I do yo hair gurl?
Han_Man
Han_Man

4 days ago
@ElovesPanda you know its fo real! you best take me out to get ma hair did or else imma be mad! and you ain't gonna get none of dis eva again. XD
ElovesPanda
ElovesPanda

4 days ago
*whispers* and her weave!!! Dat shizz looks so real!
ElovesPanda
ElovesPanda

4 days ago
^_^ Mah girlfriend is the best girlfriend

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