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Name Jordan Hanley
Location Gresham, Oregon
Birthday Apr 19
Member Since Sep 01, 2012
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I am a male of the male species, but i consider myself more feminine than masculine. 

My secondary account: @TheSuperCat

Hello everyone! My name Is Jordan, I'm 22 years old and an avid writer. I Have been writing for a long time. poetry, fiction, non fiction, scripts and all. i'm an aspiring filmmaker and future health aficionado! i started a journey of loosing weight back in October of 2011 and in 12 months I lost 106 lbs. I've made 2 movies so far. my most proud movie/story is "Fatman". I plan on taking him to the silver screen and make an epic trilogy. Hate me or love me I don't care either way. I am who I am. I'm mostly a cool person, so ask me anything.

"Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

Nationality: American


☐ To make HUF 2 as popular as the first HUF
☐ To start an actual fictional story and finish it
☐ To gather a small group of poets and end the "depressing" poetry streak on the hot lists
☐ Promote a poem or story and help make it a hit
☐ Make relatively unknown writers famous on wattpad 

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♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀= ♥ MATTER

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Hilariously Useless Facts 2: Hilariouser Edition

Hilariously Useless Facts 2: Hilariouser Edition

Non-Fiction #11 / Other #52
75 parts / 27 pages, updated Apr 21, 2014PG-13
The sequel to the popular "Hilariously Useless Facts". HUF 2 is a book full of hilarious everyday situations, opinions, and theme... read more
912,193 reads votes 15,539 comments 4,302
Sexual World

Sexual World

Non-Fiction #32 / Poetry #63
1 page, updated Apr 11, 2014PG-13Completed
3,687 reads votes 73 comments 21
Breaking Through

Breaking Through

Spiritual #80 / Poetry #204
10 parts / 2 pages, updated Apr 04, 2014G
2,239 reads votes 487 comments 65
HanMan's: Boring Classes

HanMan's: Boring Classes

9 parts / 11 pages, updated Mar 31, 2014PG-13Pictures
A short story/poetry series about a kid enduring one of those "Boring Classes" that are slow and dull. But then, they quickly end in insane & hilarious twists!
35,536 reads votes 1,502 comments 756
Shame Eater

Shame Eater

Non-Fiction #72 / Poetry #110
1 page, updated Mar 30, 2014GCompleted
4,161 reads votes 142 comments 68


1 page, updated Mar 25, 2014RCompleted
This is a poem about Honor killings. Women who are brutally killed by family or husbands for the sake of "Honor". Wattpad deems this content R rated. It contains real e... read more
63 reads votes 5 comments 12
Side-Splittingly Fake Advertisements

Side-Splittingly Fake Advertisements

6 parts / 3 pages, updated Mar 24, 2014PG-13Pictures
A book of Side-splitting, gut busting, ridiculously insane advertisements for fake products. This book will have you on your toes saying "What th... read more
8,102 reads votes 640 comments 173


3 parts / 2 pages, updated Mar 03, 2014PG-13
Introspect is sort of a "diary". Its me trying to understand myself. Trying to remember the past, understand the present, and find a future. Its my journey to self discovery and self cure. At least I hope it is.
144 reads votes 20 comments 17
Never Shattered Part II

Never Shattered Part II

1 page, updated Mar 02, 2014GCompleted
102 reads votes 3 comments 2


2 parts / 1 page, updated Feb 25, 2014GVideoPicturesCompleted
2/23/2014 2/24/2014 RIP Debbie RIP Grandma Helen
243 reads votes 34 comments 22
Read This Or I Will Kill You!!!HanMan's HilariousnessAwesomeness!Read LaterHan_Man's PoetryHan_Man's Read This Damnit!! (Undiscovered Talent)The Best Poetry You'll Ever Read!!!Read this now or i will slap you!

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Well I'm bisexual too. But not sure what your gender has to do with your sexuality.
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Well I'm already bisexual. But I'm a guy and I'm not sure how your gender connects to your sexuality, but OK.
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now I'm mostly sarcastic and even a little jerky at times, but even I thought that was unnecessarily confrontational. I mean adding the " -_- " on...

@LearninLlamaLanguage No there won't. HUF 2 is your final HUF book. However a new book called "The Hilarious Book" Which will be similar to HUF...
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the last 3 are special facts, hence them being called "special"
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