Status: Going dark for a while guys. not answering any messages or anything. i will post the final chapter of HUF though. bye (3 days ago)
| Name | Jordan Hanley |
| Location | Gresham, Oregon |
| Birthday | Apr 19 |
| Member Since | Sep 01, 2012 |
| Votes Received | 53,410 |
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http://www.jordan-hanley.blogspot.com/ http://www.facebook.com/JourneyGymGuy/ Sorry, but i can't fan anyone anymore. All out of fans! Hello everyone! My name Is Jordan, I'm 22 years old and an avid writer. I'm a nice guy i like to get to know everybody. but i'm no pushover. I Have been writing for a long time. poetry, fiction, non fiction, scripts and all. i'm an aspiring filmmaker and future health aficionado! i have an infomercial coming on TV in January of 2013. i started a journey of loosing weight back in October of 2011 and in 12 months have lost 106 lbs. I've made 2 movies so far. my most proud movie/story is "Fatman". I plan on taking him to the silver screen and make an epic trilogy. I'm a nice person so ask me anything. "Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Nationality: American Goals: ☑ To write a memorable poem ☑ To make people laugh ☑ To reach 1,000,000 reads ☑ To inspire people Recommended Authors: <@KendraLynnKrening> <@JustineDy> <@BookWorm96LOL> <@foreveratrocious> <@AnnaMS> <@WickedLovely001> <@SaraImrie> <@BrightWarrior> <@Lullaby24441> <@theclockstrikes13> <@KaityElisa> <@HIndia150> <@kayb121> The greatest friends you'll ever have are right here. I find these people the best and most easy to talk to and easiest to love cause they are too awesome not to. These are my greatest friends on wattpad. Wattpad Best Friends: <@ElovesPanda> <@Thegirlwhohasnofire_> <@KaityElisa> I am@ElovesPanda Girlfriend! So I am taken! back off! this hot piece has got someone. If i went to prison i would most definitely want to be@KaityElisa 's bitch. I got to have protection and she would be the best protector. XD
Works
 | The Lonely GirlPoetry #7 / Short Story #7 1 page, updated May 17, 2013 The struggles of a lonely girl  787 reads  72  32 |
 | Hilariously Useless FactsOther #1 / Humor #1999 parts / 28 pages, updated May 17, 2013 Hilarious everyday situations, Opinions, and themes put down as fact! (Not Real Facts) Your gonna laugh your ass off with these! 3,619,243 reads 33,594 8,164 |
 | FatMan The Ultimate SuperheroAction #41 / Science Fiction #464 parts / 12 pages, updated May 15, 2013 Mark Grabel was an average weight, height, and just overall average guy who grew up in Portland, Oregon. Till one day something extraordinary happened. Mark ... read more  111 reads 43 16 |
 | Mom (Mothers Day Poem)Non-Fiction #12 / Poetry #29 1 page, updated May 11, 2013 A poem dedicated to my mom and mothers all across the world 744 reads 54 20 |
 | Hi Wattpad Hater's! (Interviews)12 parts / 5 pages, updated May 08, 2013 3,371 reads 128 98 |
 | Hole Inside Of MePoetry #75 / Other #119 1 page, updated Apr 25, 2013 1,261 reads 74 27 |
 | Human Being (LGBTQ Poem) 1 page, updated Apr 09, 2013 417 reads 46 25 |
 | Hilariously Ridiculous Tips For Success23 parts / 7 pages, updated Apr 05, 2013 A list of Hilarious Tips that will make you laugh till you pee your pants and your lungs shrivel up from the lack of oxygen (means you laugh yourse... read more 114,676 reads 1,325 476 |
 | Fatty Me2 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 03, 2013 30,383 reads 2,702 1,196 |
 | Rock On Awesomeness! 1 page, updated Apr 02, 2013 65 reads 12 6 |
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JasonWride
1 day ago
Hey mate, I've written my first novel, it's primarily a children's book about a group of animals that escape an animal testing lab together. It's inspired by classics like Watership Down, but it is a lot more light hearted. Ithink if you checked it out you'd like it, and you might even have to bump one of your recommended authors, especially when you meet Milo the crazy, little Spider monkey :)
Han_Man
4 days ago
Well it's Here guys!!!!! The 99th chapter of HUF is up!!!! Only 1 chapter left and HUF is finished! ;'( But vote and comment like crazy on these last chapters!!!!! Enjoy! http://www.wattpad.com/16905851-hilariously-useless-facts-771-800#.UZZ0RsppsrI
Han_Man
4 days ago
Hey guys! Don't forget to check out my Action Packed Science fiction book "Fatman The Ultimate Superhero". It is completely finished with 18 chapters. And is currently being edited and posted as each one is finished being edited. So keep up to date! :D http://www.wattpad.com/17071438-fatman-the-ultimate-superhero-chapter-4-heroes-and#.UZU5tMppsrI
ElovesPanda
5 days ago
It is on my calendar ^_^
Han_Man
6 days ago
Ok guys... So just an Announcement. 5/17/2013 i will be posting the 99th chapter of HUF. Then mark your calendars, because on 5/25/2013. I will be posting the final Chapter of HUF! Yes i know it is sad. :'( but to make it go out with a bang i'm asking all my fans and readers to vote the hell out of these last chapters of HUF so we can send the book into the eternity of awesomeness!!! Don't forget to check out HUF's latest update from yesterday! http://www.wattpad.com/16967698-hilariously-useless-facts-specialty-facts-harry#.UZMM7sqc0cA
Han_Man
6 days ago
@ElovesPanda thanx! XD
ElovesPanda
6 days ago
Nice profile pic ^_^
ElovesPanda
6 days ago
How bout I do yo hair gurl?
Han_Man
6 days ago
@ElovesPanda you know its fo real! you best take me out to get ma hair did or else imma be mad! and you ain't gonna get none of dis eva again. XD
ElovesPanda
6 days ago
*whispers* and her weave!!! Dat shizz looks so real!
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