Status: Its now officially my 23rd birthday today. Most people feel hapy. I don't feel happy at all about it. :/ (11 hours ago)


Name Jordan Hanley
Location Gresham, Oregon
Birthday Apr 19
Member Since Sep 01, 2012
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I am a male of the male species, but i consider myself more feminine than masculine. 

My secondary account: @TheSuperCat

Hello everyone! My name Is Jordan, I'm 22 years old and an avid writer. I Have been writing for a long time. poetry, fiction, non fiction, scripts and all. i'm an aspiring filmmaker and future health aficionado! i started a journey of loosing weight back in October of 2011 and in 12 months I lost 106 lbs. I've made 2 movies so far. my most proud movie/story is "Fatman". I plan on taking him to the silver screen and make an epic trilogy. Hate me or love me I don't care either way. I am who I am. I'm mostly a cool person, so ask me anything.

"Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

Nationality: American


☐ To make HUF 2 as popular as the first HUF
☐ To start an actual fictional story and finish it
☐ To gather a small group of poets and end the "depressing" poetry streak on the hot lists
☐ Promote a poem or story and help make it a hit
☐ Make relatively unknown writers famous on wattpad 

♀+♀= ♥ GENDER
♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀= ♥ MATTER

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Hilariously Useless Facts 2: Hilariouser Edition

Hilariously Useless Facts 2: Hilariouser Edition

Non-Fiction #17 / Other #76
73 parts / 27 pages, updated Apr 17, 2014PG-13
The sequel to the popular "Hilariously Useless Facts". HUF 2 is a book full of hilarious everyday situations, opinions, and theme... read more
854,036 reads votes 14,994 comments 4,056
Sexual World

Sexual World

Non-Fiction #12 / Poetry #25
1 page, updated Apr 11, 2014PG-13Completed
2,765 reads votes 63 comments 20
Breaking Through

Breaking Through

Spiritual #442
10 parts / 2 pages, updated Apr 04, 2014G
2,086 reads votes 477 comments 65
HanMan's: Boring Classes

HanMan's: Boring Classes

Poetry #246 / Humor #662
9 parts / 11 pages, updated Mar 31, 2014PG-13Pictures
A short story/poetry series about a kid enduring one of those "Boring Classes" that are slow and dull. But then, they quickly end in insane & hilarious twists!
35,199 reads votes 1,499 comments 755
Shame Eater

Shame Eater

Non-Fiction #46 / Poetry #74
1 page, updated Mar 30, 2014GCompleted
3,990 reads votes 135 comments 67


1 page, updated Mar 25, 2014RCompleted
This is a poem about Honor killings. Women who are brutally killed by family or husbands for the sake of "Honor". Wattpad deems this content R rated. It contains real e... read more
57 reads votes 4 comments 12
Side-Splittingly Fake Advertisements

Side-Splittingly Fake Advertisements

6 parts / 3 pages, updated Mar 24, 2014PG-13Pictures
A book of Side-splitting, gut busting, ridiculously insane advertisements for fake products. This book will have you on your toes saying "What th... read more
7,900 reads votes 633 comments 173


3 parts / 2 pages, updated Mar 03, 2014PG-13
Introspect is sort of a "diary". Its me trying to understand myself. Trying to remember the past, understand the present, and find a future. Its my journey to self discovery and self cure. At least I hope it is.
137 reads votes 20 comments 17
Never Shattered Part II

Never Shattered Part II

1 page, updated Mar 02, 2014GCompleted
98 reads votes 3 comments 2


2 parts / 1 page, updated Feb 25, 2014GVideoPicturesCompleted
2/23/2014 2/24/2014 RIP Debbie RIP Grandma Helen
240 reads votes 34 comments 22
Read This Or I Will Kill You!!!HanMan's HilariousnessAwesomeness!Read LaterHan_Man's PoetryHan_Man's Read This Damnit!! (Undiscovered Talent)The Best Poetry You'll Ever Read!!!Read this now or i will slap you!

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More like health class!
Hilariously Useless Facts 2...

@LillytheHedgehog19 Its not exactly an "internet term". @dafluffyunicorn Its a sex act. Google with caution. lol
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Thanks! Oh don't worry. Plenty more poems like this in the future.
Sexual World

yeah its a tough thing to deal with. For young boys and girls. Well its hard to deal with, with pretty much everyone. Its shoved down our throats...
Sexual World

Thanks. Yeah not enough respect or honor for the matter. It seems its all about the "getting it" rather than "deserving it".
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