It's mother fucking @KylieGotSwaq and I be hacking this profile. . .WITH MEH LOVE!
And vagina >__-
sOOO uh first of all Danny is the most FUCKtaculous, Sexy, Gorguzz, Amazing, guy you will ever meet.
Danny loves me no matter how much he denies that he doesn't *Watches Danny hide behind a nearby tree*
DANNY WHAT THE FUCK MAN STOP HIDING YOUR INTENSE FEELINGS FOR ME BEHIND THAT TREE! JEEEZZZUUSSSS. . .you think you know a guy. . .
I dislocated his shoulder once when he jumped on my bed. I told him NO but he didn't listen. >_>
Danny is insecure about his chest, but as One Direction says "THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFULLLL!!"
This dude is super random, like for real O_o But random is sexy so deal with it.
Danny : "Look a unicorn!"
Me : "Sit the fuck down Danny,Oh my gooooddd!"
Danny : *cries*
We have such a beautiful/abusive/yet loving relationship, can you tell?
You better have hit the freakin fan button by now and huggled this guys face off, or you will feel the wrath of my massive fork!
Wow why did that sound sexual?.__.
And why am I pointing that out?
Because I can
Well I love you Dannykinz. . .
NOW GET OFF MY BED YOU DIRTY LITTLE SLUT BAG!
He loves when I call him names :3
Okay now for Bliss who is the most BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, GORGUZZ WOMAN (next to Danny)
Danny:"I'm not a woman!"
Me: "Tell your vagina that!"
Danny : *cries*
Okaaaay so Bliss is like Danny's other half
And they both fight like an old married couple would. . .it is adorable *cue cat face* ^._.^
Bliss likes to sit on Danny's lap, like Danny is a human chair
BECAUSE HE IS v.v
Danny the Human Chair, featuring Bliss. Sounds like a sitcom. . .I'd watch it!
I don't know Bliss as well so I will add more when I get to chat with this lovely human later :3
Bliss I wuv you<3
Okay so I love you both, now let's all go frolic with the llamas and get ice cream. That's what the cool kids are doing these days.
Love, Your Whore Kylie ❤