Guardo_4_Eva

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First of all why are you reading this? Are you a pedophile?? ARE YOU GOING TO STALK/RAPE/SHOOT ME?????
Secondly, assuming you're not a pedo and that you care...
I'm an actress, a guardo, ex saxophone player, and awesome.
I can and will bite you with a spoon, or a spork cus they have teeth. Hit me up on my cell: 9 1 1 

I guess I started writing when I was little but I only started getting decent recently. I upload when I upload it's that simple, I'm not gonna give you a schedule or anything, why you ask? It's too much effort (Universal excuse)

"Fearlessness isn't being  100% unafraid it's being absolutely terrified and jumping anyways." ~Taylor Swift
"No, that's bravery. Fearlessness is being too stupid to know that you're afraid." ~My aunt
@Chris65- my Cole!

I'll read anything that's Romance/Humor/Teen Fiction and I'll comment if it's good. BUT it has to be good and if I love it I probably won't stop reading to comment until the most recent chapter, begging you to upload. If you do have requests, PM me or post them on my message board.

LINKS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ssVxNhNGJ8&feature=player_embedded <= MFB trailer <33
http://www.facebook.com/Guardo4Eva <= facebook page
http://guardo-4-eva.tumblr.com/ <= tumblr!!! (sneak peaks and more!!)

A few things about me:
1: I don't do that cyber relationship stuff
2: I love 1D <3 <3 <3
3: My best friend is an idiot lol luv ya Matty
4: I like boys who eat carrots
5: I will marry Niall Horan, Seamus Finnigan, and Oliver Wood one day
6: People on the internet have a tendency to piss me off
7: I only bite if your finger gets too close
8: I totally got this idea from behlingflyhigh's profile
9: I'm a gerontophobe, that means I'm afraid of old people, yes that's a real thing
10: I like to smile :)
11: I have succumbed to the Mitchell Effect...oops
12: The Mitchell Effect is my discovery and I dare you to try it out
13: I need to get a life
14: I like boys
15: I'm doing 16 of these
16: I just ran out of ideas and space