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...remember, the crowd that applauds your coronation, is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show..
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The Emancipation Of Munashai

Social data: 1.1K reads. 82 votes. 30 comments.

Description: I smiled back up at him and I knew. I knew he would be the first man I would kill.

#97 in Mystery / Thriller

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The Secret Life of a Toilet Dweller

The Secret Life of a Toilet Dweller

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Follow Satiah through her college life as she battles to tear herself away from the toilet cubicles and...

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POWER

POWER

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Just another love story. Just a nice clean, and sometimes complicated love story set in London.

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Nothing Was The Same.

Nothing Was The Same.

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Barber Shop

Barber Shop

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Quick paced story about a barber shop in the middle of one of the busiest, yet liveliest cites, London...

GoodAssJob commented on SINFUL - SINFUL - 27


GoodAssJob
Oh my god yes. You have given be breathe. You are back. Nah, you never left but you've just walzed back into Wattpad like "lol, Bxtch give me back my throne". Walked back in blasting Bxtch better have my money. 
      I'm trying to do my exams and you're like "nah, let me snatch your soul and edges real quick"
      
      Thank you. Amazing as usual. 
      
      She is going to get with Raheem, I just know it. And she's going to hurt Kobe, which is going to hurt me
GoodAssJob commented on SINFUL - SINFUL - 27


"Hate to say this Cynthia, but...you're kind of...basic." Andrea behaved as though it truly pained her to tell her sister that truth. "You're still a small girl. It's nothing though. You'll get there...
GoodAssJob
Nah. She's obvs been watching too much Mean Girls or suttin. "Girls like you", ???????????? 
      
      ^ literally my face when I read that line. Girls like YOU cheat on their boyfriends and get dragged in public 
GoodAssJob commented on SINFUL - SINFUL - 27


"Hate to say this Cynthia, but...you're kind of...basic." Andrea behaved as though it truly pained her to tell her sister that truth. "You're still a small girl. It's nothing though. You'll get there...
GoodAssJob
If she's basic your Lidil Value Andrea. You're trash. You're the water boys put in Cicroc bottles. You're a tramp. Bxtch better come correct before I put my trainers on
GoodAssJob commented on SINFUL - SINFUL - 27


Boys like him, don't talk to girls like you." She added nonchalantly, typing away rapidly on her phone. Cynthia had to keep her feelings locked up inside because she couldn't let Andrea know she'd go...
GoodAssJob
Nahhhhh
GoodAssJob commented on SINFUL - SINFUL - 27


"Well, you're the one who's being ridiculous. You and Kobe?" Andrea scoffed, and Cynthia felt herself begin to get hot. Hot with anger and frustration. She wasn't sure if she should cry or punch her...
GoodAssJob
Really don't get girls like her. To her own sister as well. Cannot wait for the great trashy Andrea to fall
GoodAssJob commented on SINFUL - SINFUL - 27


"Please, don't tell me you've had s*x with him?" Andrea appeared as though she was going to laugh again, then she wore a pitiful expression on her face.
GoodAssJob
Absolute dickhead