...remember, the crowd that applauds your coronation, is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show..
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The Secret Life of a Toilet Dweller

Social data: 93.9K reads. 2.2K votes. 1K comments.

Description: Follow Satiah through her college life as she battles to tear herself away from the toilet cubicles and into the real world, stumbling through trying to find her sexuality and herself.

Other Works by GoodAssJob.
Nothing Was The Same.

Nothing Was The Same.

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1M 7.3K 1.9K

Just another love story. Just a nice clean, and sometimes complicated love story set in London.

The Emancipation Of Munashai

The Emancipation Of Munashai

948 48 22

I smiled back up at him and I knew. I knew he would be the first man I would kill.

Barber Shop

Barber Shop

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Quick paced story about a barber shop in the middle of one of the busiest, yet liveliest cites, London...

Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines!
Anyone willing to write a contract essay for me? A criminal one? No? ok.

I've updated 1/4 of the next Power chapter - when I get these essays out the way the full one will be uploaded! 
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GoodAssJob commented on MY MIND. - Reflection

P.s part 2. 
Your parents (your dad in particular) sounds mega awesome. It's good to hear/read that your relationship is developing and growing positively. 
Also, Chimamanda Adichie is absolute bae 4 lyf. Purple Hibiscus changed my life and my out look on life. He TED talks touched my soul. She is someone I would absolutely die if we ever met. I have no idea what I would say to her either. I might have to plan it