Status: Internet, Y U NO LOAD? (2 years ago)


Name Ebony
Location Pigfarts... It's on Mars.
Birthday Mar 15
Member Since May 08, 2012
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*Insert random bio containing important, but reasonably boring facts about me here*

I had the most epic 'Sherlock' moment in History class the other day. This girl in my class asks our teacher if some randoms in English History were hung. And my teacher replies 'They weren't hung, they were HANGED.'


Has anyone else noticed the growing epidemic of people saying 'lol'? No, I don't mean when you're texting a friend and you make a sarcastic and witty comment about the amount of times that Rory has died on Doctor Who and they reply with 'lol, so true bro.' That's fine and perfectly normal behaviour (But really. How many times does that guy have to die!)

What I'm talking about is in an actual conversation. As in, I'm in English talking to one of my friends when someone makes a sudden remark about the coolness of fezzes and someone else across the opposite side of the room yelling back, stating how bowties are cooler. And then, before you know it, instead of actually laughing out loud, your best friend and Doctor Who fanatic has announced 'LOL!'

And then everyone starts saying it! On the bus! In the library! When you're walking home! On the phone! In your cupboard (though you have no idea how people in Narnia got to know of it), the point is, it's spread like the plague!

And then disaster strikes: You're in sport, you throw a ball, it lands, far, far, FAR away from it's target. You can feel the laughter bubbling in your throat, it's going to be let out, AND THEN...



*Lets out a string of swear words*



... How pathetic am I? I'm ranting about a three letter word...

... lol.


Oh yeah, and I'm also on You can read my stories here


Common Sense {Hunger Games - Cato Fanfiction}

Common Sense {Hunger Games - Cato Fanfiction}

3 pages, updated Jul 04, 2012
There are three types of truces made in the Hunger Games - the temporary ones, i.e. where you use your companions strengths to your own advantage... read more
313 reads votes 9 comments 3
Killing Cupid

Killing Cupid

1 page, updated Jun 19, 2012PG-13
As far as Ellie is concerned, love is a myth, and her dysfunctional family are living proof of that. Moving to a new town and new school is the perfect way to forget backsta... read more
84 reads votes 1 comments 3
Fire And Ice

Fire And Ice

2 pages, updated Jun 03, 2012PG
Lady Emelia Theon was born to rule. It was clear from the day that she was born that she was destined for greater things than just sitting around all day and acting like a pr... read more
33 reads votes 1 comments 1
Vita Fraudator

Vita Fraudator

1 page, updated May 08, 2012PG-13
There are twenty one of us. That's all there ever can be. Never more, never any less. It's the balance of the universe. Millions, billions, trillions of creatures die. An... read more
59 reads votes 4 comments 3
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