| Name | Goddess of Procrastination |
| Location | Chillin' with Josh and Abby from Freelander |
| Birthday | Oct 14 |
| Member Since | May 25, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 15,818 |
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Titles I hold: Goddess of Procrastination, Patron Saint of Complaining, Princess of Drama, Queen of Insanity, High Priestess of Laziness, Duchess of Bitchiness, and Supreme Commander of Liars. My name, Malak, means Angel, which is one of life's many ironies. I have multiple personalities. But most days I'm silly, strange, and sarcastic. I can get mean (did I mention I was the Duchess of Bitchiness?) I have a dirty mind, but I can be ridiculously innocent sometimes. When I was like 4 (according to my sister) my life's aspiration was to become a bird. I'm sixteen now, and I can't help but think that that kid was smart. Then again I'm also the same kid who dropped out of pre-school. Badass indeed. I was born to be a mastermind. If writing doesn't work out, there's always world domination. I rarely take life seriously. I just physically can't. I'm always laughing or smiling. I own the title of least photogenic person EVER. I can't look through my facebook pictures without cringing. I was born to make weird faces. I just can't with myself. I have this overwhelming tendency to talk more than people can listen, but I can't help the fact that I have a lot to say. I love the fine arts, the only thing I can really do is play the clarinet and act (both of which I do abysmally, but it's whatever). I write a lot. Usually when I should be doing schoolwork. I don't have my license yet because I'm lame. I have a crazy mentality or willpower, whatever you want to call it. That's probably why I get uploads in when I'm super busy. You're looking (except not really) at the girl who fasted during Band Camp. Never fainted or anything, why? Because that would be admitting defeat. And I refuse. Yeah. I'm weird. Le sigh. It's a curse being so interesting. Ask me anything: http://ask.fm/ForeverMalak Follow my blog: http://forevermalak.blogspot.com Also read anything by@Prisim :) You won't regret it!
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@Darkace Yes you are so very evil. I'm shivering in fear just thinking about how evil you really are. :)) <- Double chin. ;D
@Prisim what would wattpad do without my tea loving/evil personality :-) @SugarPlumFairy13 haha well I always preferred Monica to Rachel and was glad when Chandler and Monica got together. the will they won't they thing was just too annoying and I hated the ending. Why could she not just stay on the plane :'( haha I'm evil>:) @ForeverMalak I really should look at the status of wattpadians more often. Congrats :-)
@Darkace . *rolls eyes* Of course YOU would. I think they were the perfect couple. The nerd got the popular girl. :) @ForeverMalak Congrats! You belong on an ABC soap opera!
Happy wattpadversary, Clonie McClonerson!! @Darkace Look at you, coming out of the Wattpad woodwork.
That is a nice background :-) @SugarPlumFairy13 I always hoped that Ross and Rachel would not end up together >:)
@ForeverMalak no worries. You've been a busy beaver. Playing tourist is exhausting! Im vegging on the couch watching the third to last merlin episode.
@Prisim I seriously have a problem and now I'm tired haha if I don't respond I fell asleep
@ForeverMalak you? Over think? I never would've guessed :-p
@Prisim I'm sure I won't but for a setting I might not like it okay ew I over think things sorry
@ForeverMalak Ah, okay. So you're already in the area. I doubt you'll hate it. It's a nice place.