I wrote a book called Poison. I love my iPod. I play guitar. I might end up touring in the next couple of years YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! I like depressing books. I write depressing books. I am awesome. I am sometimes seen as emo. (I'm not though. I just wear black a lot) I speak chinese. I can pronounce the alphabet. I go to the BEST FREAKIN SCHOOL EVER!!! I have the best girlfriend ever! I am the world's biggest portal fan. Wheatley is a jerk. GLaDOS is a potato. Oh, and don't forget, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!