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Go and suck it if you're not actually going to read this. And if you skimmed through it, I hope you get run down by a hippo. 

I like friends, but they don't tend to like me. What a great mix. 
I like anime. And they can't very well not like me back, so it's a win win situation.
I look like a horse, a nice horse. If you think horses are pretty, I salute you. 
If you're weird, sarcastic and the tiny bit of sexually frustrated then let me know. I have a great shrink to help you out.
I come out strong, but that's because I'm a bitch. But I'll love you forever if you put up with it.
Personally, I think I'm a great friend. Seriously. I won't go cliched on you.

You can ask me one question (IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE) about anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly indecent, embarrassing or wrong it is. No catch, I will answer, but I dare you to post this on your profile and see what people ask you!

My books are for wasting time only. 


Have a nice day.


Partners In Crime

Partners In Crime

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LOL, Bitch Thinks Im Good(On Hold)

LOL, Bitch Thinks Im Good(On Hold)

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"Haha, I gotta laugh. This bitch actually thinks I'm one of the good guys." Kay, rebellious as she is hot starts at a new school. Can the others handle her language and personality?
8,377 reads votes 214 comments 38
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