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FishCustardTrocks

Name Aurora
Location Going on an adventure!
Member Since Jan 10, 2011
Votes Received 789
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Hello, everybody!
I am a true, blue Aussie from Norway, Ireland and Germany (and of course The Land Down Under) and I´m a Whovian through and through.
My like-list:
Doctor Who (and everything in the slightest way related to him and I like both MS and DT)
Chameleon Circuit
Wattpad
Spike (William the bloody) and Andrew <3
People who read my stories (*cough, cough...)
HIMYM
Bib Bang Theory
Being nerdy xP
Being RANDOM!!!
Music
Acting
Things containing an unhealthy amount of sugar and sweetening things and colors.

My dislike-list:
Haters
Ummm... Nothing much else, really, I guess...

Words EVERYONE should know:
Petrichor: the smell of dust after rain.
Raxacoricafalapatorious: an alien planet where the Slitheen live.
Geek: basically me.
Hippopotamonstrosequippedaliophobia: the fear of long words ;)

|...............| Put this on your
|...............| page if you have
|............O| ever pushed a	
|...............| door that said pull.
|...............| (Epic Whovian moment

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l  ___   l   l__   __l   l  ___   l   l__   __l  l   ___   l
l  l      l  l   __l   l__   l  l      l  l   __ l  l       l   l__l   l
l_l      l_l  l _____ l  l_l      l_l  l ___l       l_ l     l_l

Ummm... I don't really know what more to say... Except that I promised to mention my own personal stalkery, violent, Icelandic, Danish, Norway inhabiting, English loving, teacher hating, crazy, creep, who should be put in an asylum (in my ward, please!) and she will kick your ass if you dare tell her she is not crazy. Go check her out:@EvaKjartans96 :D

I REALLY need you to tell me some weird foods, so if you want to help out with a story I'm writing, please post some weird food combinations that actually taste good. (like fish fingers and custard or PB 'n J w/ BBQ  chip)

So green peas and other beans out, people of the Wattpad.
Oh, and that's me in the picture btw (with the awesomely blue hair, but it's purple now, goodbye smurf-me!)

Works

Short stories +++

Short stories +++

14 parts / 16 pages, updated Apr 19, 2013R
A few short stories (mostly exams in English) and some poems... really nothing to do with each-other, but easier then lots of different links ;) Enjoy :D
2,079 reads votes 25 comments 30
The Collected Works of a Toddler

The Collected Works of a Toddler

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Sep 26, 2012G
What goes on in the mind of a five-year-old? Why do children do what they do in such an annoyingly cute manner? This is a humorous view into the mind of Jacob Condie, a trouble-making five-year-old boy.
155 reads votes 5 comments 17
Romeo and Cooties

Romeo and Cooties

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012PG
Romeo and Juliet, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Romeo has a friend, Romeo has a bully, Romeo has a girlfriend. But his friends don't like Romeo's girlfriend, becaus... read more
91 reads votes 1 comments 11
Bloodlust & heartbreak

Bloodlust & heartbreak

29 parts / 76 pages, updated Nov 28, 2011PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
Eliza Rose is the lead Hunter for her clan, The Rose-clan. Her mission: find and kill the main Hunter of her opposing clan. But what happens when the man she needs to kill turns out to be the man she falls in love with? Cover by Fena/ir0nna
80,058 reads votes 737 comments 262
The Hotel Experiment [ON HOLD]

The Hotel Experiment [ON HOLD]

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Jun 18, 2011PG
One hotel, ten rooms, twenty-two people and two observers. Two unknown scientists are doing an experiment where they trap different people in one hotel. The po... read more
689 reads votes 11 comments 31
Touch of a Rose [ON HOLD]

Touch of a Rose [ON HOLD]

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Apr 25, 2011PGVideo
Alex, the school freak, gets the shock of her life when the new guy realizes she has powers she did not know existed. Now she is stuck with powers she has no idea ho... read more
646 reads votes 10 comments 14
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EvaKjartans96
EvaKjartans96

3 weeks ago
:D:D:D <3
@EvaKjartans96 riiiiggghhhhtttt....
EvaKjartans96
EvaKjartans96

3 weeks ago
@FishCustardTrocks It's a song! By flight of the conchords!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXdhow3uqQ
@EvaKjartans96 da fuq?
EvaKjartans96
EvaKjartans96

3 weeks ago
FAUX DU FA FA! FAUX DU FA FA FA FAAAAA!
@EvaKjartans96 i know...
EvaKjartans96
EvaKjartans96

3 weeks ago
brandon is creepy...
@EvaKjartans96 *bite*
EvaKjartans96
EvaKjartans96

3 weeks ago
faiiiiil!
I'M BORED!
EvaKjartans96
EvaKjartans96

3 weeks ago
Muahaha you can't get online?

Dedications

Love The Way You LiePanties, Bananas And Hoes[WRITER BLOCK]Child soldiersWell, I am human right?

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@EvaKjartans96 RESULT! ;)
Short stories +++

@EvaKjartans96 thanks xP And I dedicated it to you coz you're the only person who's as much of a fail as me ;D
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You four year old! Imaginary tea party! ;)
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Sugar, cinnamon, milk? The cardamom (kardemomme in Norwegian) is the "cherry" on top of the icing of the teacup(?) but it can be done without...
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Sorry, they specified that they wanted Indian chai. Oh, mix about one teaspoon of sugar, a few pinches of cinnamon and a smithereen of cardamom in...
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